i just had a sudden urge for this question
2007-01-13 16:04:28 · 12 answers · asked by Andrew H. 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
Dear Sir:
Step 1: Know that you are smarter than two/thirds of the snake. Remember, three heads are better than one.
Step 2: Consider if the snake is really your problem or not. If it is, continue to step three. If it isn't, blame the government and allow the thing to run loose on the streets of Tokyo. It always works in the Godzilla movies.
Step 3: Remember that you have legs. This is key to your success. Begin by running in circles around the creature to confuse it. It will either eat you, or it will vomit from dizziness. Should you survive, continue to step 4.
Step 4: Repeat Step 3 one more time. Then go on to Step 5.
Step 5: Now you have a dizzy snake. A dizzy three-headed snake, nonetheless. Now, THIS IS CRUCIAL: It is common knowledge that dizzy three-headed snakes are allergic to stupidity. Bring the snake to Yahoo Answers, and begin reading half of the questions posted on this fine website.
Step 6: After about 20 minutes (assuming you haven't shot yourself), the snake should turn depressed, begin cutting itself, and eventually kill itself off.
Step 7: Dispense with corpse in large pond.
Hope this helps,
Pianoguy
2007-01-13 16:22:31 · answer #1 · answered by pianoguy05 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A gigantic three-headed mongoose should do the trick. After that, you can place a collect call to the Niblets canning company in Minnesota, and they'll send the Jolly Green Giant to come pick up the mongoose. He can use it to help keep the cornfields free of pests.
2007-01-13 18:42:15 · answer #2 · answered by BuddyL 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It really depends on which mythology the three headed snake came from.
2007-01-13 16:44:06 · answer #3 · answered by Latirus 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
With a nuke or, tell the Israeli and American governments that it's an Iranian, Syrian, Lebenese or Palestinian spy.
2007-01-13 18:42:50 · answer #4 · answered by Earth 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
call hercules he has some experience with these problems and if he's out well theres always kevin sorbo i think he's not to busy lately.but it will cost you.
2007-01-13 17:44:24 · answer #5 · answered by lorie v 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Toss it a rat/mouse filled with poison.
2007-01-13 16:37:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
you need a mongoose holding a long stick, riding on the back of a hawk
2007-01-13 16:11:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Change apartments
2007-01-13 18:39:50 · answer #8 · answered by ben j 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sounds like you need the help of Hercules.
2007-01-13 16:18:54 · answer #9 · answered by §☼ Sunny ☼§ 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
send me a picture & i*ll tell ya !!
2007-01-13 16:08:22 · answer #10 · answered by Barbie 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋