He is handy because if you MUST be in the presence of somebody evil, like The Donald, he will tell you jokes and keep you occupied until the whole terrible ordeal is over.
He is also good for cheering me up when I feel just like a pinata with post traumatic stress disorder.
2007-01-13 14:08:47 · 27 answers · asked by Buttercup Rocks! 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Can I EAT the gerbil?
2007-01-13 14:11:29 · answer #1 · answered by e.lafave 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I going to put that Gerbil through Combat Training that includes a 25k Spin Wheel Run, Log Pulling, Rope Climbing, Deep Oll Swimming and Heat Pressure.
If he passes he will be award the Gerbil of the year award with Honors as Best Airborne Gerbil
2007-01-13 22:13:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like you need your gerbil more than anyone.
2007-01-13 22:10:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
awww sure, i feel really lonely & sad now so it would be nice to have a cute little gerbil around :] (i was playing with my dog, but he kind of abbandoned me & went to sleep -.-)
2007-01-13 22:12:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sure i would take good care of him/her gerbils are cute so are guniea pigs i had one and when i gave her vegies she would whistle its so cool the way they do that
2007-01-13 22:13:15 · answer #5 · answered by Leveler 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mmmm gerbil chow mein
2007-01-13 22:11:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only if it likes the inside of my butt
2007-01-13 22:11:42 · answer #7 · answered by fancy unicorn 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sure, only if u take my pink eyed guinnea pig!
2007-01-13 22:13:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no dear........the last one i had as a kid, the gerbil committed suicide in the cage :-(
2007-01-13 22:12:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
can he do any special tricks. like tickle a prostate??
2007-01-13 22:11:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋