I mean, is there a school to go get trained and certified? Then you go for an internship and find a job through an agency?
And yes, Im bored and am thinking about the dumbest things.
2007-01-13 13:04:51 · 13 answers · asked by momo 2 in Business & Finance ➔ Careers & Employment
Ya, this wasn't a "serious" question. You guys who actually took it seriously need some help. I just wanted to see smart *** answers.
2007-01-13 13:21:43 · update #1
the *** was blurted out to say A S S
2007-01-13 13:22:20 · update #2
To emphasize on how "serious" my question was. Do you really think there are certificates and internships for hitmen out there?
2007-01-13 13:29:25 · update #3
Probably the only way to get trained is by a government agency. And if you go into it telling them that you want to be a hitman, then chances are you won't go very far past the initial interview (if you even get that far - you usually need a degree). Or you could join the Army (or other armed forces). That's probably the most legit way to get trained to use a gun. But again, you're not going to get trained to be a hitman- you are going to learn to protect your country.
2007-01-13 13:09:51 · answer #1 · answered by Carter 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Post an ad on the web. Be sure to include your address so somebody from the FBI can get in touch with you.
2007-01-13 13:13:43 · answer #2 · answered by nospamcwt 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
omg yuhhh!!
The schools called : HitMeOneMoreTime Baby!
You go there 4 bout a year...learn all the basics...hitting,slapping,poking,pinchin...& of course: %&^(&%
Then u graduate, with a prrty yellow certificate.
Apply online or wherever theyre hiring.
& Interning, can llook good on applications.
u can intern @ mafia.com.
& remember hitman: U HIT PPL. not kill them.
2007-01-13 13:21:58 · answer #3 · answered by ~ Deeply Madly Truly ~ 1 · 2⤊ 4⤋
Wow. You people who took this question seriously are freakin' morons.
2007-01-13 13:17:38 · answer #4 · answered by Frame313 3 · 3⤊ 2⤋
It involves secrecy. You've just blown it. End of answer.
2007-01-13 13:12:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
Call Tony Soprano...
2007-01-13 13:08:26 · answer #6 · answered by Moxie Crimefighter 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Study and work hard
2007-01-13 13:08:13 · answer #7 · answered by Beast from the East 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Fill out the application at www.mafia.com.
2007-01-13 13:08:42 · answer #8 · answered by Barkley Hound 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
what comes around goes around
2007-01-13 13:14:40 · answer #9 · answered by joseph g 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
You have to hae courage.
2007-01-13 13:08:33 · answer #10 · answered by charm_4life112 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋