I have conversations with William Hague, sometimes take a nap with him in my overstuffed chair...we might have lunch together, or a cup of tea. I tell my husband William is in the closet when we go to bed at night...and ask him to say goodnight to him as well (he refuses every time but I still ask him).
Do you think i need professional help or is this normal behaviour?
2007-01-13 11:33:07 · 41 answers · asked by vegetable soup 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
no, i do not lie, and yes, i do have conversations with him (he is the shadow foreign secretary, former leader of the conservatives in the UK..for those who asked).
i dare not tell you my s exual fantasies about him bc I'd get reported.
2007-01-13 11:49:50 · update #1
I reckon Big Bill, is the way to go, he shadows the cabinet with his fleshy neck, is Bill really in the closet on a HP PDA wireless? Soup the only professional help is Brownite, who will probably advise Gordon`s cheeky chops are well Be` haven and the Hague is to vague for you to think about, you dinna need a professional, no way, all that is required is a Flux... . Pattern of the day or night... .
2007-01-13 12:45:36 · answer #1 · answered by fluxpattern® 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You are absolutely normal! Lord help us all, you know I have that succulent Gordon brown living in my closet as well. I talk to him frequently during the day and have mad passionate love with him at night. I do not doubt that you have William Hague living in your closet. Wee Willie Winkle would fit perfectly in there, subsisting merely on a bowl of hot steaming vegetable soup to sustain his energy.
2007-01-13 12:52:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your normal/hubby dont see the big pic.
William is shadow secretary,hopefully,sectary of state or foreign.
If hubby can't take William in your life,he (hubby)can't see the future?
2007-01-13 11:42:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I do believe you have a more than passing fixation on William Hague...seek help only if you see little green men scampering all around with him...
2007-01-13 11:37:13 · answer #4 · answered by tigerlily_catmom 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Put down the mouse, pick up the phone, and call the nice people with the pretty white coats with the really long sleeves.
2007-01-13 11:47:12 · answer #5 · answered by Queen of the Wicker People 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
William said your ok...as long as you shine his head twice a week!
2007-01-13 11:38:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
First explain normal
2007-01-13 11:37:27 · answer #7 · answered by Robert B 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Normal is a setting on the washing machine. But I think you are making this up.
2007-01-13 11:37:17 · answer #8 · answered by Joni J 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Does this William think you are odd?
2007-01-13 11:37:37 · answer #9 · answered by Wandering Sage 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You seem completely normal to me!
And the monkey agrees with me too!
2007-01-13 12:53:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋