i still have keys,and would love to take revenge after i found out my partner has been cheating on me for 4 months,the thing is i dont want it to look obvious any ideas????
2007-01-13 11:00:34 · 34 answers · asked by tetley 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
prawns in the curtain hems???
2007-01-13 11:05:30 · answer #1 · answered by NATALIE W 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Ooh, revenge is fun. Immature, but fun! I would suggest getting a smelly fish like mackeral and putting it underneath her bed. It will take her at least a few days to find it if not weeks! I should really make a stench of the place and her new blokey will think she is unhygenic - ha! Oh, you could put a fish in her toilet tank, she wouldn't find it there.
Hmm, my mind has drawn a blank. All I can think of is fish.
I hate cheating its wrong. It just shows that the person who did the cheating is a coward. If they weren't they would have had the courage to end the relationship. It's like having your cake and eating it - wrong, wrong, wrong!
2007-01-13 17:09:23 · answer #2 · answered by luisa_ru 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont think revenge is worth it.I would just pop the keys back through the letter box.Take a deep breath and walk away.I know how you must feel right now but hoestly,after a couple of months it will get easier.I dont think it makes you look so sane when revenge gets the better of you.In time you wont feel like you do now and when you meet someone else you will laugh at how you feel now.
2007-01-13 11:11:31 · answer #3 · answered by smiler 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
ok i like this question. you have keys - thats great. firstly get some raw smelly fish from shop. go to his place and if he has them hollow window poles unscrew one and place rolled up fish inside. or put the fish anywhere you can where he cant directly see it. the smell will drive him mad and will def put off any prospects of post-relationship sex with a new partner. also if his sofa is against a wall. drop some cress seeds and a sprinkling of water behind it. watch them grow lol. then ring the gay chatline and leave phone off ringer so gets big bill. then walk away and never look back. ps. as you are leaving close door and put key in and snap off lol he will have to pay a locksmith.
2007-01-14 07:26:36 · answer #4 · answered by adamscottlucy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
revenge is for children, seek no revenge, instead do well in life, prosper, get rid of her, don't speak to her anymore. and show up where she can see you with a new girl, and act as if she doesn't exist. revenge will just keep u feeling bitter, let god do the revenge, and u just stay out of it. she will feel bad enough when u are in a wonderful new relationship, and u don't even speak to her anymore. thats when it hurts someone, when theres no more contact with that person, and they see u doing well in life, and see u happy, that will really get them better than anything u could think of doing.
2007-01-13 11:20:19 · answer #5 · answered by jude 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Leave some kind of evidence laying around that shows that you were cheating on her before she cheated on you, but be careful revenge is not as sweet as you think.
2007-01-13 11:15:04 · answer #6 · answered by Alwyn C 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You could just deal with it and get on with your life, the only person suffering because of this is you by the sound of it and with a mindset of you needing 'revenge' it isn't gong to get any better.
You need to forget before it starts to become the only thing in your life - thats a sad place to be.
2007-01-13 11:09:57 · answer #7 · answered by thecoldvoiceofreason 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I think the best revenge would be to move on, be happy, meet someone that you deserve etc. Don't get yourself into trouble or be miserable dwelling on this horrible undeserving person! Best Wishes x
2007-01-13 11:06:06 · answer #8 · answered by doodlenatty 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Give the keys back, be an adult, and look up the meaning of "ex".
Get over it.
2007-01-13 11:23:20 · answer #9 · answered by brews 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
get somthing fishy n put it in the house to make it seem lyk its comin from her so wen she brings over a man he might jus turn away, or mayb she has left u the keys becos she might wanna get back with you and make it up to u
2007-01-14 04:02:11 · answer #10 · answered by rooney92000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two wrongs don't make a right, the law of karma will take care of everything for you. What goes around comes around. Also you will only feel bad after. Keep your diginity man! :o)
2007-01-13 11:10:08 · answer #11 · answered by farleyjackmaster 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋