lighting farts?

Question

should this be done wearing clothing or naked ??
is there any clips of this on you tube ??

will mastering this practice entitle me to join any special societies (MENSA for example)?

Answer 1

Farts are methane and methane is a greenhouse gas. When it burns, however, it turns to harmless carbon dioxide and water. I think lighting farts should be made compulsory for the sake of the environment.

I should think Mensa would welcome you with open arms (or legs...)

Answer 2

Hmm it seems that lighting farts is a new way to annoy the enviro mentals - i knew there was a good reason for doing it, i tend to do it with just my underwear on, that way you dont singe your balls.

As for Mensa, as long as you hit an IQ of 150+ you're in regardless of how many farts you light.

Answer 3

Just asking the question will exclude you from Mensa, regarding clothes or not, rub sterno all over your body first, this will enhance the experience and delight all your friends who have gathered for the event. Let me know how it goes!

Answer 4

You should do it naked but remember to shave your asshairs as they are most likely going to be set on fire, and the only societie you could probably join was the jackass crew maybe.

Answer 5

You're being incredibly irresponsible and should be ashamed of yourself.
Just consider the global warming as thousands of curious people rush to check the length and colour of their fart flame.

Answer 6

you may not want to do it either way first of all without clothes you could seriously burn your stuff and with clothes ive seen someone pretty much light himself on fire doing that

Answer 7

I think that the lighting of farts contributes to global warming and should be discouraged.

Answer 8

make sure you defuzz your ar se

or you'll be joining the 'dicks that get taken away in an ambulance club'!!

Answer 9

I can see that you in the UK and Ireland are enjoying your Saturday night...

Answer 10

naked... you'll set your clothes alight.
By the way... the flames go purple!!