My partner and i have been together now for over 2 years and have been through loads together but tonight i really felt that we had reached a new boundry!
As my partner was lying on the couch my 12 year old dog climbed up for a cuddle but ended up making herself comfy facing the other direction...
As we were just starting to joke about 'what if?', my dog jess then dispels any chances of what if and actually lets loose a sly sneaky air trump barely audible...
made me Pmp...but how do i tackle this issue, its not everyday your girlfriend eats your dogs gas?!!
2007-01-13 09:01:09 · 46 answers · asked by anne jane d 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
my God, it wasn't you, it was the dog. Tell her you're sorry, and put him in another room, or on the floor. I would have laughed, if I were your gf.
2007-01-13 09:05:13 · answer #1 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Then the both of you better break out an M-17 NBC Warfare Gas Mask and you have 60 seconds to put it on. After the "all clear" has been sounded, write an After Action Report per milstd 234-58-Delta and QUARANTINE your dog for 24 hours until he's purged of his 'what if.'
2007-01-13 09:07:31 · answer #2 · answered by full_scale_havoc 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you do when your dog actually passes wind on your girlfriends face? That is an easy one: Hit the floor in one of those gut wrenching, tear rolling laughs. Then run screaming from the room. If your partner doesn't find a little bit of humor, run.
2007-01-13 09:07:39 · answer #3 · answered by D Marie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope you aren't serious. This is a 12 year old DOG who doesn't know any better. I also hope your girlfriend "survived". If you get upset at something such as this, I'd hate to see your reaction to a REAL crisis.
2007-01-13 09:06:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your question has to rate as one of the best cover ups, of you actually farting and being too embarassed about admitting it was you and blaming the Dog.
Best I can come close too is when me and my girlfriend were having a sexual moment and she farted... I told her straight that i could not stand another 68 of those....
Hope it helps
2007-01-13 09:14:24 · answer #5 · answered by pop c 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
reason adult adult males do the same aspect! a guy/canines will continuously sniff his or someone elses fart and provides a score of in simple terms how undesirable it replaced into. My brothers ought to fart continuously, and prefer clockwork the different ought to soak up a huge sniff and grade the fart on a scale from a million-10. i think that is in simple terms something to amuse themselves with.
2016-11-23 16:25:12 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't tell me that in 12 years your dog has not learned better manners!
And what is the problem? You don't want to kiss her anymore because she ate gas??!!
2007-01-13 09:09:51 · answer #7 · answered by marazul 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Check with a vet...make sure the dog is healthy...thats first. As far as your gf is concerned....there is nothing that needs tackling.
2007-01-13 09:40:16 · answer #8 · answered by westfield47130 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Use this as a barometer to how good your relationship is. How did your girlfriend react? Since she is still with you, it must be a good pairing of you two.
Live,love,laugh
2007-01-13 09:10:36 · answer #9 · answered by Yankees Fan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just laughl Your girlfriend should be old enough to know that the dog didn't do it on purpose.
2007-01-13 09:05:34 · answer #10 · answered by kiwi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋