2007-01-13 08:42:50 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Take a dump at the neighbors house.
2007-01-13 08:46:10 · answer #1 · answered by Hi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you broke a toilet seat at yours or someone else's house, then you need to buy a new and stronger toilet seat. If you broke a public toilet, leave the bathroom and exit the building as fast as you can. Chances are that the owners/operators of a place in public would get extremely P. O.ed and swindle you out of more money than a toilet seat is worth.
2007-01-13 08:49:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The sarcastic answer would be to lose weight (but im not malicious) so....you have the following options.
1) Replace the toilet seat....requires the removal of 2 plastic bolts & nuts or...
2) Hover
2007-01-13 08:49:02 · answer #3 · answered by rwasham729 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Home depot, Lowes, even Walmart carry replacements. Go forth and retrieve one. Apply it. Be more careful next time.
2007-01-13 08:46:30 · answer #4 · answered by Baby'sMom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put someone else in the bathroom and blame it on them.
For added effect, grab a fat person and make the room stink real bad ; )
2007-01-13 08:46:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nothing. It's the toilets fault.
2007-01-13 08:43:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
sue the maker of the toilet seat and or your landlord or the homeowner.
2007-01-13 08:49:00 · answer #7 · answered by I hate carrots 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
buy a new 1
2007-01-13 08:45:28 · answer #8 · answered by la naca 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put it back together with glue and gum...that works! OR GET A NEW ONE! Wait....there is a computer in your restroom? THAT'S CRAZY!!
2007-01-13 08:46:33 · answer #9 · answered by Moonlight Shadow 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i hope your hiney and b hole are ok, did it cause any damamge, lowes or home depot have some nice terlit seats to replace your damaged one
2007-01-13 08:50:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋