how I get his attention he like stay on sofa all day and make love to its warm leathery folds. I try the dressing up and this not work, should i be trying the food.?
2007-01-13 07:52:51 · 31 answers · asked by Miss Behavin 5 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Try to lure him to bed with a trail of small cakes.
2007-01-13 07:56:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
When you see him humping the sofa, beat him over the head with a 2 x 4
2007-01-13 16:29:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
If he prefers the Sofa to you, well it sort of sums it all up dont it...God you must be some sort of ugly Woman.
But if you insist on trying food.. Then buy a Cucumber.. Next time hes having it off with the Sofa, shove it straight up his Arris...
2007-01-13 16:01:29 · answer #3 · answered by pop c 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I don't know if you are trying to be serious or funny??
But if he is in to the sofa more than you than he is messed up!!!
Try buying some leathery lingerie that has crotchless panties and see if you can lure him in while sitting on the couch.
If you are being funny best of luck cause it's not!!!!
2007-01-13 16:03:30 · answer #4 · answered by rockn75 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If he loves the sofa maybe you should divorce him and move in with an armchair? You may be able to distract him with seductive and aromatic foods but it sounds like a lost cause!
2007-01-13 15:59:54 · answer #5 · answered by lianhua 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Dress up in leather and lay on the sofa, then he may end up making love to you instead.
2007-01-13 15:56:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Buy a leather bed and get rid of the sofa!
2007-01-14 03:52:36 · answer #7 · answered by crazeeladee no more 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You need to have a serious talk with him about your concerns. It could be one of many things..
1. a medical reason he's no longer wanting sex
2. he doesn't find you desirable
3. he's cheating on you and doesn't want you any more
4. he's just too lazy.
Either way you need to try to find out what exactly is going on in your relationship. If he won't talk with you about it then by all means talk to a counsellor about finding out what your options are. Good Luck!
2007-01-13 15:58:47 · answer #8 · answered by sallylip2000_ca 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Remove the sofa!
2007-01-13 15:56:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I think you need to have a serious talk with him. Perhaps he is no longer in love with u or consider a leather bed.
2007-01-13 16:03:21 · answer #10 · answered by Tim81 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋