What are your favorite quotes? They don't have to be from movies or anything.....
2007-01-13 06:47:07 · 35 answers · asked by odd_person 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
"'p' isn't a consonant!" -my dad
"sharks aren't animals! they're fish." -my dad
"one hey hey!" -my mom, trying to say "one minute" and "hey" at the same time.
"oh my meemee!" -my friend
"boiling water never boils." -me
"it simmers." -my friend.
"i looked like reese witherspoon from the adams family but normal and as a fat girl." -wee man, from wildboyz
"it's gonna hurt a lot, but it's just loud." -johnny knoxville, from jackass number two
"look at phil's tummy." -bam margera, from jackass:the movie
"god karen, you're so stupid!" -regina george, from mean girls [i think that was her. it was the mean blonde.]
:D
2007-01-13 06:54:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.-Brendan Gill
Go through your phone book, call people and ask them to drive you to the airport. The ones who will drive you are your true friends. The rest aren't bad people; they're just acquaintances.-Jay Leno
Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.-Matt Groening
We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.-Agnes Repplier
Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh.-W. H. Auden
Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense.-Buddha
Wherever the standard of freedom and Independence has been or shall be unfurled, there will her [America’s] heart, her benedictions and her prayers be. But she goes not abroad, in search of monsters to destroy…The fundamental maxims of her policy would insensibly change from liberty to force.... She might become the dictatress of the world. She would be no longer the ruler of her own spirit.... –John Quincy Adams
I'd rather regret the things I have done than the things I have not
I think a lot of people look at me and say that I'm weird. But what I've noticed - and this used to worry me a lot when I was little - is that I don't know one normal person. I've never met one, actually. We all have our special, odd little things, and we should be proud of that
It's the friends you can call at 4 AM that matter
A cause is not worth dying for. You only get one life, but you can pick up another five causes on any street corner
Yesterday is history. Tomorrow's a mystery. Today I'm still alive
Show me a person who doesn't have a past and I'll show you a boring bastard
Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.–Jimmy Durante
You can't tell how deep a puddle is until you step into it
If you don't know where you are going, any road will get you there–Lewis Carroll
Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle–Lewis Carroll
"But I don't want to go among mad people," said Alice. "Oh, you can't help that," said the cat. "We're all mad here."–Alice in Wonderland, Lewis Carroll
There is no one youer that you–Dr.Suess
A good friend will come bail you out of jail…a true friend will be sitting next to you saying “Damn…we ****** up
I’m not afraid of happy endings. I’m just afraid my life won’t work that way
Six hours later I still hadn’t written a thing…But I did win 7 out of 245 games of Solitaire
Real stories don’t have happy endings because real stories never end
It’ll be ok in the end. If it’s not ok, it’s not the end
2007-01-13 06:57:06 · answer #2 · answered by *lost~in~wonderland* 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
ur lik a happy meal... small...cheap... and greazy
IT IS BETTER TO REMAIN SILENT AND BE THOUGHT A FOOL THAN TO OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND REMOVE ALL DOUBT..
I love my past. I love my present. I'm not ashamed of what I've had, and I'm not sad because I have it no longer.
"I believe in everything until it's disproved. So I believe in fairies, the myths, dragons. It all exists, even if it's in your mind. Who's to say that dreams and nightmares aren't as real as the here and now?"
- John Lennon quotes
a guy gave a girl 12 roses and said "im gonna love you till the last one dies"
later on ..all of the roses died EXCEPT ONE becuase it was FAKE .....
devorce: from the latin word meaning "to rip a man's heart out through his wallet
the problem is that God gives men a brain and a ****, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”
Join the Army! Travel to exotic, distant lands. Meet exciting, unusual people, and kill them
Somewhere there's someone who dreams about your smile, and finds in your presence life is worth while so when you are lonely remember its true someone somewhere is thinking of you.
Its the best feeling in the world when you say hi to me or smile at me cause i know for a second i crossed your mind.
today if a smile comes to you and its one you cant explain it's because i thought of you and smiled just the same.
the heart has its reasons which the reason knows not of
one who asks a question is a fool for five minutes, one who does not ask a question remains a fool forever
countious doesn't stop you from doing bad things, it prevents you from enjoying them
love is giving someone the ability to destroy you, but brushing them enough not to
don't cry because its over, smile because it happened
My only wish now is to die peacefuly in my bed..so as I won't be called weak if people knew I did suicide.
"Love Can Sometimes Be Magic, But Magic Can Sometimes Just Be An Illusion"
Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.
The world is going to give us a million reasons why this isn't going to work, but we only need one good reason why it will.
I miss you my love but my aim is improving.
When life gives you lemons,make grape juice,then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you have their shoes
Needing someone is like needing a parachute, If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again
The silent hears more, the blind see all, the gentle are the most dangerous
Girls are like apple trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree, but the boys don't want to reach for the ones at the top because they're afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they grab the rotten ones at the bottom. They aren't as good.. but they're easier to get. So the apples at the top think there's something wrong with them. But in reality.. they're amazing. They just have to be patient and wait for the right guy who will take the time to get a ladder and find a good apple
They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body.
If you like me, I'll relish you. If you love me, I'll treasure you. If you hurt me, I'll DESTROY you.
A cause is not worth dying for. You only get one life, but you can pick up another five causes on any street corner.
If you don't understand my silence, you can't understand my words.
The greatest thing you’ll ever learn is just to love, and be loved in return.” –Moulin Rouge
A GOOD FRIEND WOULD BAIL YOU OUT OF JAIL, A TRUE FRIEND WOULD BE SITTING NEXT TO YOU SAYING "BOY...THAT WAS FUN..."
You know you are in love
when you see the world in her eyes,
and her eyes everywhere in the world.
Love is not blind - It sees more and not less,
but because it sees more it is willing to see less.
2007-01-13 06:54:30 · answer #3 · answered by j 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
sh!t happens so build a bridge and get over it
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Theres a village somewhere missing an idiot, shouldnt you go home now?
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were done talking, you can go shave your back now
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Napoleon Dynamite: Grandma just called and said you're supposed to go home.
Uncle Rico: She didn't tell me anything.
Napoleon Dynamite: Too bad, she said she doesn't want you here when she gets back because you've been ruining everybody's lives and eating all our steak.
Uncle Rico: I'm not goin' anywhere, Napoleon.
Napoleon Dynamite: Get off my property!
Uncle Rico: It's a free country. I can do whatever I want.
Napoleon Dynamite: Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you.
Uncle Rico: Well then do it! Go on!
Napoleon Dynamite: Maybe I will, GOSH!
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Deb: What are you drawing?
Napoleon Dynamite: A liger.
Deb: What's a liger?
Napoleon Dynamite: It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.
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Napoleon Dynamite: Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!... Tina, eat. Food. Eat the FOOD!
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Napoleon Dynamite: Hey can I use your guys's phone for a sec?
Secretary No. 1: Is there anything wrong?
Napoleon Dynamite: I don't feel very good.
[takes telephone and dials number]
Kip: [making nachos on the other line] Hi.
Napoleon Dynamite: Is grandma there?
Kip: No, she's getting her hair done.
Napoleon Dynamite: Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
Kip: What do you need?
Napoleon Dynamite: Can you just go get her for me?
Kip: I'm really busy right now.
Napoleon Dynamite: Just tell her to come get me.
Kip: Why?
Napoleon Dynamite: Cause I don't feel good!
Kip: Well, have you talked to the school nurse?
Napoleon Dynamite: No, she doesn't know anything. Will you just come get me?
Kip: No.
Napoleon Dynamite: Well, will you do me a favor then? Can you bring me my chapstick?
Kip: No, Napoleon.
Napoleon Dynamite: But my lips hurt real bad!
Kip: Just borrow some from the school nurse. I know she has like five sticks in her drawer.
Napoleon Dynamite: I'm not gonna use hers, you sicko!
Kip: See ya.
Napoleon Dynamite: Ugh! Idiot!
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Don: Hey Napoleon, did you wet the bed last night?
Napoleon Dynamite: Hey Don, did you take a dump in your bed last night?
Don: I could kick your butt Napoleon so I'd shut up
Napoleon Dynamite: Why don't you go tell your mom to shut up
Don: What'd you say?
Napoleon Dynamite: Whatever I feel like I wanna say
Don: Did you say something about my mom?
Napoleon Dynamite: Maybe I did and maybe I didn't
Don: Do you wanna die Napoleon?
Napoleon Dynamite: Yeah right. Who's the only one here who knows the illegal ninja moves from the government?
2007-01-13 07:10:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
"If you know a better way of getting ice I'd like to hear it." Apu on the Simpson's explaining why its OK that several men die on each expedition to the Arctic Circle in the deadly ice trade
2007-01-13 07:00:23 · answer #5 · answered by semihemi08 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Expectation is the fools income. Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed. Mark Twain
2007-01-13 06:51:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Doomed enterprises divide lives forever into the then and the now.
--Cormac McCarthy, The Crossing
2007-01-13 06:50:53 · answer #7 · answered by SnowFlats 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Serious:
"Treat a man as he is and he will remain as he is. Treat a man as he can and should be and he will become as he can and should be"
Goethe
Funny:
"You don't normally see that type of behavior out of a major appliance"
Bill Murry: Ghostbusters
2007-01-13 07:04:30 · answer #8 · answered by JC 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Confucius he said
The deeper the muck the more beautiful the lotus flower
2007-01-13 06:53:40 · answer #9 · answered by dancingmaveric 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I love Los Angeles. I love Hollywood. They're beautiful. Everybody's plastic, but I love plastic. I want to be plastic."
"I think having land and not ruining it is the most beautiful art that anybody could ever want to own. "
- Andy Warhol
2007-01-13 06:52:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋