stubbed your toe on something... what about walls... do you ever run into those. i have this HUGE bruise on my arm cause silly me wasnt watching where i was going. its like... the d@mn wall is aiming for you or something. i once got my big toe stuck under (yes under) a door. my dad was outside and i was screaming cause it hurt so f***ing bad. took me forever to get his attention. he had to take the door off its hinges. funny now that i look back on it... still got the scar though. thats what i hate about scars... they never let you forget about some stupid thing ya did.
any hilareous stories.
2007-01-13 03:39:23 · 19 answers · asked by Kate 5 in Health ➔ General Health Care ➔ Injuries
great stories so far... lmao... my sis came in looking at me like a was crazy cause i couldnt stop the giggles. i dont feel so good now... haha
oh yeah... i got my toe stuck cause i was supposed to be helping me dad outside so i went to get a jacket and when i turned around to where the door was... it wasnt completly open so when i started to walk... just stuck right in there... d@mn doors... i told you.... its like these things are just aiming for ya. not sure if i just made any sense but i hope you get the picture.
2007-01-13 04:04:02 · update #1
theyre all really funny but theres to many good ones. have fun choosing cause im putting it to a vote.
2007-01-16 09:56:44 · update #2
I once got drunk, fell over on my face and split me chin open, had to go to hospital and have stitches. Hilarious? I was laughing for days!
lol @ ShyGirl's elbow stuck in the bus seat handle. :D
2007-01-13 04:07:50 · answer #1 · answered by Gilligan 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Last year I was walking along the high street with my mate and wasn't looking where I was going and walked straight into a lamppost! Got a nose bleed and a bruised face for my effort and made about 5 people who were standing around (including my friend) almost pee themselves laughing.
About a couple of months later I was cycling, thought I'd go onto the pavement, misjudged the kerb and went flying head first into a dry stone wall. Luckily a nice man stopped and took me to hospital where I got 7 stiches under my eye and 7 stitches on my eyebrow. Was told I was lucky I hadn't lost my eye. The bike was unharmed!
2007-01-13 11:55:01 · answer #2 · answered by Lost and found 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Yes. Stubbing ones toe is mighty painfull.
I once stubbed my toe on this floorboard that was sticking up, which caused me to trip over and hit my head and arm on the wall. I fell down onto a pile of stuff that went everywhere and a pencil went through my hand (the webby bit between finger and thumb).
Ouch and definitely not funny.
2007-01-13 11:43:45 · answer #3 · answered by Im.not.a.hero 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Hi, Im glad to hear im not the only accident prone one. Im always hurting my self, and stubbing toes hurt so so so much its unbeliveable.
I had my toes broke, i was play fighting with my brother we ended up in the kitchen and we have a understairs storage room thing, and i push him so he pushed me then i went flying back but took him with me and I feel under the stairs but he was still stud on my foot and my foot had the imprint of his shoe on.
I also burnt myself on the iron and i didnt hardly feel it, Someone had used the iron and put it the wrong way round on the side, I was stud talking to my mum and bro when i heard this sizzle and i felt like scratching on my arm, I turned round and thought it was my car but no cat there. Then it was still scratching my arm you could smell burning flesh, it wasnt till my brother noticed it was my arm on the iron burning , i had a massive blister.
Ive also smacked my self in the head with the door, I was waiting for my cat to come down from upstairs as there not allowed up, so i went to quickly open the door but my foot was in the way as i was in a hurry and i wacked my head instead.
I was also hoovering the stairs me being dosy had the hoover above me pulled the wire and the hoover came toppeling down on my head.
The other things that really hurt are if you bite your own tonge or inside of you mouth, then you go and do it again seconds later. Its like how can we bite our selves.
2007-01-13 16:00:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg im not the only one!! i walk into those damn walls all the time!! and eh stubbing ur toe hurts. I closed the door on my toe once, that REALLY hurt. Also one time i was leaving a singing audition for my schools musical and i didnt turn the doorknob the right way and i walked RIGHT into the door... yea great way to leave huh??
2007-01-13 12:00:41 · answer #5 · answered by :D 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol poor you. sorry had to laugh bout u getting u toe stuck under a door. how??
most of my scares are drunken nights out falling over or just dumping in to things. last year i went a all weekend non stop parting clubbing etc, i dont think i was ever sober the whole three days. anyways on the last morning i woke up with my trouser leg rolled up and blood everywhere not a pretty site to wake up to. i looked at my leg and my knee was ripped to peices and it hurt alot. God knows how i did it. i cant remember i thing. do now i just stay clear of the high % shots. never again, lol but the scares are always there to remind me
2007-01-13 11:51:01 · answer #6 · answered by jaynieleigh22 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
you may find this funny i didnt at the time! i was getting ready for a job interview i have a glass screen in the bathroom rather than a shower curtain and it was loose.but you know how you put things off! i reached over the bath for the soap as id just done my hair and had sticky hairspray on my hands and wanted to wash em.i knocked the dodgy glass screen which fell right on my big toe! owww! blood shot everywhere and it was sooo painful that i passed out! my boyfriend was there and he said as i passed out i hit my head on the sink! i came too and passed out again! i did actually get to my interview with a throbbing toe,a bruise on my head and as white as a sheet and beleive it or not i got the job! pmsl
2007-01-13 15:53:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I once caught my little finger in the door hinge bit during a tantrum, I slammed the door as hard as I could and broke my pinkie, I had to have some stiches there too... learnt my lesson! I haven't ever broken any other bones and I haven't relaly had any memorable toe snubbings either...
2007-01-13 11:54:40 · answer #8 · answered by floppity 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I once got my elbow stuck on the bus. It was the metal handles on the top of the seats and I put my arm through and couldn't get it back.
I also once burnt my cheek on the iron - it even left the mark of the iron with those wee holes and everything. It hurt at the time but I laugh now - seeing as it didn't leave a permanent mark!
2007-01-13 11:49:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Lol!!some of the answers here are so funny and I know just what you mean..I have knelt on a plug pins up OUCH!!walked in to a wall ,shut fingers in doors, hit myself in the face when trying to pull boots on(my hand slipped flew up and hit my nose)kneed myself in the face putting shoes on(misjudged the position of knee)broken my hand ,bruised my kidney on a climbing frame walked in front of a swing when someone was on it and got kicked in the head...I think that's enough for today ,hope you get the picture.........
maybe its an illness?
2007-01-13 14:27:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, me stubbed toe soooo hard on door frame and broke it!
We'd bought a new door for the living room but we couldn't get any door wide enough, so my husband put another door frame on the existing one to make to smaller. When I came downstairs the next morning I whacked it and blamed him for making the door frame smaller!
2007-01-13 13:05:55 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋