The guy that lives upstairs is evil! He picks on me all the time, trying to make me clean up other people's messing, including his. I don't have a problem doing my fair share, but this is ridulous! Now he's thrown away my laundry soap and stole some of my laundry! Brand new clothes at that!
Anyone have any good ideas to get him back!? I need to laugh.
2007-01-13 02:12:38 · 18 answers · asked by Patty O' Green 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
You want I should beat him up for you?
2007-01-13 02:17:39 · answer #1 · answered by T_I_GG_E_R 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Roll your clothes (that you don't want anymore but are still nice)
in poison ivy and leave them in the laundry room, when they come up missing ask him about them...wait a few days and then watch him scratch, and scratch and ask him again BAM! You caught him red handed, and red everything else from scratching, This should stop the thievery. ( Tell him OH, so you ARE the one that took those old things , Didn't I tell you they had poison ivy on them..........)?????????heeheeheehee
2007-01-13 14:09:36 · answer #2 · answered by Penny Mae 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
These suggestions are from my wonderfully mature brothers (21 & 22, please note it is 2:30 am here so they've gone a bit crazy)
+ Put food dye in with his washing machine while he's washing his clothes. ( suggest pink, or put dye in his fabric softener)
+ Stink hand= while your bum is sweaty, get your hand and rub it around in there so its nice and stinky and go and shake his hand and make sure you rub your hand all over his.
Quite gross I think but they assure me its from a movie called Mallrats.
+ Flaming bag of dog doo?
+ Run a tube under his door and pour fish sauce into it.
I'm not sure if these are the laugh you need, but my brothers have laughed thinking of them for you.
2007-01-13 10:28:18 · answer #3 · answered by Monkey Magic 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
At one point I have a person like that. Lived right next door. Use to be just mean. One day I had enough so I took a welder and welded hes car doors shout and the hood and the trunk. He don't bother me any more.
2007-01-13 10:16:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
My favorite thing to do to meanies is remove the distributor cap from their car engine. It is a problem that is easily missed, even by some people who know cars pretty well, and the car won't go ANYWHERE. hee hee!
And...eggs WILL damage car paint.....and sugar in the gas tank ruins any engine.
2007-01-13 10:19:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would back all my stuff and leave but the day I leave put all is new clothes in the washing and dye them all.
2007-01-13 10:17:28 · answer #6 · answered by Nic 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Slam the toilet seat down on his head while he's getting a drink.
2007-01-13 10:44:29 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, get hold of his toothbrush, stick it up your butt and take a photo, slide it under his door in 3 days time. If you want to rub it in write 'eat ****' on it.
2007-01-13 10:17:44 · answer #8 · answered by CLOCKWORK 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
what:? why are you letting this happen? I don't know you're situation, but dude!! come on!! It depends on what you have access to of his. I would ruin whatever it is, if it's not going to be obvious that you did it. passive aggressive is great, huh?
2007-01-13 10:17:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Buy some little mice and let them go in his place.
He doesn't sound like a nice person. I'm sorry.
2007-01-13 10:16:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Put some Ben Gay in his jock strap or Nair in his shampoo.
2007-01-13 10:15:52 · answer #11 · answered by Made in America 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋