2007-01-13 01:11:01 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I woke up the other morning to find a letter from my daughter that said,'Dear Mummy,you are beautiful because I love you!' Aaaaw,bless!! (She's 7)
2007-01-13 01:37:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've got a funny one - I teach Year 5, and our history topic at the moment is The Tudors. In the other Year 5 class, there's a boy with a really sharp sense of humour, and this is his funny line from yesterday.
Teacher: So why do you think Henry the Eighth wanted to divorce Catherine of Aragon?
Child: Was it because her middle name was Of?
2007-01-13 01:16:44 · answer #2 · answered by Funky Little Spacegirl 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yeah, an Italian walks into a bar and asks,"Do you serve homosexuals?". The bartender says,"Yes, we serve anyone!". The Italian then says,"Can I have one?".
2007-01-13 01:16:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I am a school survivor.
2007-01-13 01:13:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
IS THIS A COOKERY QUESTION????
2007-01-13 01:32:20 · answer #5 · answered by A Teesside Smart**** 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋