2007-01-12 19:51:49 · 14 answers · asked by shermynewstart 7 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Pull the Constitution and the Bill of Rights out of the bottom of the bird cage and scrape the bird shitt off of it, and maybe read the fuking thing. It might have some information that I could use to run the country.
2007-01-12 20:02:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
seek an immediate political situation in Iraq. This way saving American and Iraqi lives.
free the US from heavy embarrassment in the middle east.
Apologies to the world on the hanging of Mad Man Saddam. Milosevic was tried by the UN while Saddam was tried by a kangaroo court in Iraq.
Give aid to Africa not tied to stringent measures aimed at strangulating them.
Look more closely at the internal affairs of the US.
This what I will do if I am Bush.
2007-01-12 20:56:33 · answer #2 · answered by tonny 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Persuade Cheney to step down so Condi could take over as Veep and start the ball rolling for 2008. I'd also end the embargo of Cuba and hope the shock sends Castro over the edge; certainly it's outlived any useful purpose it used to serve.
Next, declare any illegal in the country a hostile foreign invader and deputize all citizens to remove them by any means necessary. Anyone that leaves peaceably gets to reapply under an expedited and expanded system.
Begin the process of forcing Puerto Rico and the Native American tribes to decide if they're American citizens or separate nations; either is acceptable, but you can't have it both ways.
Begin prosecution of Senator Kerry, President Carter, Ramsey Clark, and Jane Fonda for treason. Propose reinstatement of the Sedition Act.
It would be hard to arrange in 24 hours, but it would be entertaining to coordinate with the Iraqi government to serve the outstanding warrant for murder on Muqtada al-Sadr. When he refuses to come out of his mosque, read out the part of the Geneva Convention that states a house of worship used for military purposes loses its protection from attack. (It's true, look it up.) Then drop some Tomahawks on the place and bring it down on his fat head.
Finally, I'd like to pull US troops out of a poorly conceived mission which has become a pointless quagmire with no endpoint, no exit strategy and no hope of a military resolution. That's right, it's time to withdraw from Bosnia!
2007-01-12 20:19:44 · answer #3 · answered by dukefenton 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
If I became George Bush, I guess I would do whatever he would do, but if I had his job for 24 hours, that is different. I would first and foremost find out exactly what he knew from the moment he entered the Presidency; only for my own amusement. Then, I would call Israel and tell them they are on their own from this moment. That should solve the conflict in the Middle East.
2007-01-12 20:14:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
B'tch Slap Pelosi
2007-01-12 21:01:57 · answer #5 · answered by Ty 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That relies upon...will George get to search for suggestion from his speechwriters' notes and could the hippies be stoned? If definite to both, then i might want to opt for the hippies...i might want to probable get better out of it.
2016-12-02 04:58:47 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would spend the day basking in the adoration of all the nations that are now safer because my courage in dealing with terrorism.
2007-01-12 20:20:22 · answer #7 · answered by Mullet Head 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice question! I'd do nothing! It's better off for the country.
2007-01-12 19:58:59 · answer #8 · answered by tyrone b 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
rewrite the patriot act to protect the rights of legal us citizens, and reinstate the writ of habeas corpus, which was stolen from us in the military commissions act of 2006.
2007-01-12 19:55:06 · answer #9 · answered by Cthon 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
send vice presidick Cheney to Iraq for some combat experience the great patriot forgot to get earlier.
2007-01-12 19:58:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋