wake up... wake up. its sooo boring on here its depressing. no interesting questions to answer.
soooooo.... any interesting tales to give everyone a laugh... anybody... anybody. ill settle for anything right about now... silly... ridiculous... shocking... horrific... anything. how bout giving me and everyone else a big ol smile. eh.
hmmm... now im talking to myself... huhhhhhhhh.
say (sorry... type) something random.... rude... funny.... weird.... anything come to mind. why the hell am i still up.
2007-01-12 18:09:39 · 32 answers · asked by Kate 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
well... so far so good.... stig you ol b@stard... you better not a given me a violation.... ill be waiting petunia.... to cavigirl17, buttercup, lexy and airkisser .... ya gave me a smile so cheers to you... haha
2007-01-12 18:17:50 · update #1
thanks bb player... lmao.
i was wondering if you were gonna reply mr. on the wagon. remember now... you said you were gonna be nice....so i hope youve been very pleasant... or copper heres gonna have to come get ya. haha
2007-01-12 18:23:20 · update #2
if i have to mr. on the wagon. why... are you saying you havent.
2007-01-12 18:29:16 · update #3
*gasp*... you have been naughty havent you.... boy im gonna whoop your @ss.
2007-01-12 18:37:24 · update #4
haha... your so silly.... mr. on the wagon... doesnt matter if your a girl or boy... still gonna whoop your @ss if you cant be nice... hahahahaha.... would you rather me call you MRS. on the wagon from now on.
2007-01-12 18:47:13 · update #5
D@mnit... are you a guy or a girl mr. or mrs on the wagon. you just said you got a perm in the 80s so either your lying or you really are a woman. which is it.
2007-01-12 18:57:28 · update #6
hell... maybe you should allow email so we can solve this little dilemma elsewhere. id hate to get a violation for chatting just for trying to figure out if your a las or lad. its gonna drive me nutty.
2007-01-12 19:00:18 · update #7
alright now... quite arsing about and tell me already.... i feel like ive gone bonkers.... would you just tell me... or do i have to ask your hairdresser.
2007-01-12 19:20:20 · update #8
I sure wish that I had spell check on every program and web page I use to type a message on/n! I dropped a cup of dessert coffee all over my $100.00 keyboard, and raced to clean it. Left it upside down overnight. Tried using it next day. Keys stuck, skipped,and even scrambled!
Now I've been stuck using the On Sreen keyboard! If lucky I get to type a singe letter in approx. 3 seconds.Average of a four letter word is 10 seconds! As "Patience" is not my middle name, I get ahead of myself. As was the case a little while ago. I sent a email to a friend of my teen years. Excited at finding him,... I typed away explaining how I found him. Which was a freind of a friend networking sort of thing. I mentioned a name of a gal that I was not ovely fond of, but was a instrument in me finding him. also gave him my digits so if he wanted to, call... I got a call alright! Apparently I did not proof read well enough....funny how the words "who" &"when looks when the "w" is missing whle refering to her ! And the word "looks" has the "k"missing.,word "friend mssing a"r",the" i&e" are scrambled, "old" missing the "l"while referring to budies of the past,...
LOL...these are mild ones compared to what was read back to me by: a irate wife of my old friend. Who just happen to be the gal I was not friendly with. I confirmed it by going nto my sent folder to see why they were accusing me of "bad mouthing".... Guess I wont be talkng to him fer atleast a day or two!
And,... think maybe I best wait til II get a real keyboard before I go to writing to my gov. officals!??
2007-01-12 19:09:27 · answer #1 · answered by TTLC 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said,
"Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?"
Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend."
Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the pic ture i n focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.
The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door, and there stood Grandma's minister.
The minister said, "Hello, son, is your Grandma home?"
The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her
boyfriend."
The minister fainted.
2007-01-12 18:16:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
redneck pick up lines someone just sent me...
If u was a tree and i was a squirrel, i'd store my nuts in ur hole!
Did u fart? cause u just blew me away!
my luv fer u is like diarrhea...i just cant hold it in!
i know im no fred flinstone, but i can make ur Bed-rock.
is there a mirror in ur pants? cause i can see myself in em'
i hope your not offended, i just am really bored also and thought u might like them...i sure did. ha ha.
2007-01-12 18:18:36 · answer #3 · answered by jocelynnicolep 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i really like penguins . here is a clip from governors gone wild
seriously go to the souce
2007-01-13 17:17:01 · answer #4 · answered by Michael s 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Huh... My dad was killed at work...9 months later my cousin killed by bouncers...3 months lather neice was born w/ broken bones OI...Take blessings in your boringness..Not to be rude but...........
2007-01-12 18:14:52 · answer #5 · answered by sparksgirls6 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Self talking isn't bad at all...better is to listen to what "inner voice" says.
2007-01-12 18:13:46 · answer #6 · answered by saumitra s 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What do you suppose you call little baby sasquatches? Sasqueeks? Just wonderin.
2007-01-12 18:20:42 · answer #7 · answered by lovin' life 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I just saw a maneating lion , do you think i should report him to the RSPCA ?
2007-01-12 18:19:01 · answer #8 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i wish i was a dog, so i could just take a dump wherever i felt like it and not have to do all that stinking jail time over it!
2007-01-12 18:14:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Its to early in the morning.
2007-01-12 18:12:46 · answer #10 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋