What is the most outrageous lie you ever told?

Answer 1

when we were about 16 i walked into a curb store with a cripple walk that was well rehearsed with intentions of buying Beer. when the lady ask for my Id i was able to pull off the act of being spastic and not being able to reach my wallet in my back pocket.
she just said it's ok son go ahead. My friends in the car remember to this day. i remember them laughing in the floor boards.

Answer 2

I am a terrible liar, so I haven't told any big ones.

I like to lie to total strangers about minute things that have no impact on anything. Like when I am returning something to a store, I like to make up a dramatic story about it - not necessarily to convince them to allow the return, just cause its more interesting than not having a story.

I know... I'm weird

Answer 3

I paid this guy to park in his yard for a concert.and he was darn rude to my girlfriend. so when I came back I acted surprised that there was a big dent on my fender.which was there allready. I told him I wonted some money. he got real angry and went in the house after his gun he said.this was in N.C.so I told his wife my father was a state senator and a lawyer and I just couldn't walk away out of pride and honour and if she would just give me twenty dollars i would forget about it so she went in and I heard the hollering and she came out with twenty dollars but i remembered the address and sent it back because the lady was nice.
I was waiting at a light to cross the street.a guy ran the red light and almost hit me while I was starting to walk across the street so I hit the back of the car as it passed. he slammed on breaks and got out. he came up. are you hurt? I went like hey Heh I sure am. it hurt my leg.and felt my leg like it was hurt. these old people knew better that were there but didn't say anything. I told him to give me some money .he gave me about fifty dollars.I was fifteen at the time.and I am 52 and that was a lot of money.I felt he deserved it
.I am not such a nice person you think. but I really am.I just have a way about me.thats all.I used that. my father is a State legislator and lawyer to get out of two other things. both small police matters.who knows all the names of there State legislators?Peace.

Answer 4

I once lied to a cop, we were spray painting in the storm drain network, (I'm not a ganster, we just found a spray can) and we popped up, saw a cop car, threw the can of spraypaint in the bush and told him the paint on our finger tips was from Sharpies, so we would have gotten fined, but we just got a ride to our house for being in the network.

Answer 5

Dont lie . Change of cirmunstance had made it seem that way and thats hard but that has never been an issue.

Answer 6

mine even as i grow to be 3-6 we were so unfavorable in Bethlehem a variety of of nights went to mattress with out nutrition,i exploit to demonstrate screen and observe the on my sister farces my favor do some thing so i knew the wealthy female in college,i will ask the non if i will bypass says ye son the i emptied wallet.and by using my sister the superb nutrition with Canad sod, then they were given ssupessioes on Sunday wen to Church the basket went round i took out of it fairly of day out money back yet money lasted my sisters for 2 weeks,i made secert ammends paid back thank god

Answer 7

Wow that's a hard one.
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Answer 8

I dont remember It must have been real outrageous

Answer 9

I told my guy text mate that I'm a "male" because I don't want people bothering me for no reason... But later on he discovered who I am. He eventually courted me!

Answer 10

I dated a girl in HS and her parents didn't want her to date. So I pretended to be gay.

If only there was a video camera taping it.