Some of my relatives were driving in a car and my aunt had to take a dump really bad. There was no place to stop anywhere near there so she went into the woods and pooped on a tree. She started screaming at my uncle because she had no toilet paper. So my uncle got some pads from her purse and threw them at her and ran away. What would you have done if no one could've gotten you anything to use for toilet paper?
2007-01-12 16:24:50 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
umm held it... unless it wz explosive dirrahea then i don't know wut.... it would have been EVERWHERE HAHAHAHA
2007-01-12 16:29:49 · answer #1 · answered by alesia 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Just used the pad, although I have the willpower to hold it. Very enlightening question into ones soul.
2007-01-13 00:30:31 · answer #2 · answered by ☆Tąrą☆ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is always the old standby, which is leaves. If she "went" on a tree, then there were likely leaves around... If all else fails, use a sock or something. :-) hah... hey, you do what you gotta do.
2007-01-13 00:31:18 · answer #3 · answered by c w 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that is so funny, i guess you could use a leaf of a bush or a tree, that's prob how they used to do it befor toilet paper was invented.
2007-01-13 00:35:00 · answer #4 · answered by golc coast 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would have used my underwear, discarded them somewhere, put on my pants and ran. Then I'd put on a fresh pair. Seems logical to me.
2007-01-13 00:29:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Leaves,or grass or ripped the boxers aff and wipe the arÂse with them and chuck them away
Oh sugar i forgot i don't wear underwear......leaves and grass for me then
2007-01-13 00:32:01 · answer #6 · answered by Sexy Scottish Kool Aid Man 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Held it until a bathroom was available
2007-01-13 00:29:07 · answer #7 · answered by ~SSIRREN~ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would have held it to the best of my ability.
2007-01-13 00:32:52 · answer #8 · answered by Mary 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
used some grass
2007-01-13 00:28:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Leaves my boy leaves.
2007-01-13 00:28:26 · answer #10 · answered by robert m 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
took off my under-ware and used them and threw them
2007-01-13 00:30:03 · answer #11 · answered by Desiree S 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋