Stupid lables, which one is your favorite ?

Question

Gotta love stupid lables but remember someone stupider is out there who will misuse!



1. In the manual of a chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop the blade with your hand.


2. Cardboard car sun shield that keeps sun off the dashboards warns
Do not drive with sun shield in place

3. Household iron warns:
Never iron clothes while they are being worn

4. Baby stroller warning:
Remove child before folding.


5. On a bottle of shampoo for dogs:
Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish.

6.) Warning on an electric router made for carpenters:
This product not intended for use as a dental drill.

7.) On a hotel provided shower cap:
Fits one head.


8.) Bottle water label warns:
Twist top off with hands. Throw top away. Do not put top in mouth.

9.) On a box or rat poison
Warning: Has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice.

10.)Toilet bowl cleaning brush warns:
Do not use orally. ( my personal favorite )


which is your favorite ?

Answer 1

# 1. I totally can belive a man would try to stop the blad, sorry guys.
# 2. I can see my mother doing that, she so hates the sun.
# 3. I should'nt admit to this one but yeah I've done it, please don't tell anyone.
# 4. Omg my 4 year old closed his 2 year old sister up in a stroller.
# 5. I have no good answer for that one, maybe I'll ask ROSIE or Donald for the right answer.
# 6. No good answer for this one.
# 7. Now that's a darn lie, it fit's 2.
# 8. You never know, they could twist the cap off with their toes.
# 9. Do you think they mean it can cause cancer in more then one Rat?
# 10. I don't know if it's just my kids, but I find the toilet brush gets the back of their molers better then a tooth brush.
My favorite is # 1

Answer 2

2 3 and 4

Answer 3

4. Baby stroller warning:
Remove child before folding.

8.) Bottle water label warns:
Twist top off with hands. Throw top away. Do not put top in mouth.

It's pretty sad to think of how many idiots inhabit the world if they have to put instructions like these on the items -_-

Answer 4

#4 baby stroller warning:
remove child before folding.

ironic thing is the reason for most of stupid warnings in a lot of cases was because some stupid done this and sued in most cases because the warning was not there to tell them not to do the stupid thing in the first place.

Answer 5

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Answer 6

it's funny to think that for these companies to put these warnings up, something must have happened. someone must have actually folded up a stroller with the baby still in it. or ironed the clothes they were wearing.

i really hope not!

Answer 7

Funny collection, lmao.

For a Winnebago:

Do not put on cruise control and go back to the kitchen to make a sandwich.

I like #2 because I've actually seen one that said that.

Answer 8

6 and 9 are at a tie

Answer 9

1.

Answer 10

hahahahahaah! those are hilarious. lemme add another. on a dessert box bottom: do not turn upside down.
on a christmas lights package: for indoor or outdoor use only
on microwave lasanga: will be hot after heating
on a japanese toy: not to be used for the other use.
hahaha