2007-01-12 15:35:48 · 28 answers · asked by ? 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
because when you have it, you have to flaunt it ;-)
2007-01-12 15:38:35 · answer #1 · answered by Saltbreaker 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Several people have told me that they were sure that it was theirs, and it is only because I want to establish the fact that it is mine that I even bother to bring it out.
I mean, I have waxed and polished it, and done so with all the discretion I could muster under the circumstances .
How could I even imagine that a Corvette would create such chaos?
2007-01-12 15:45:08 · answer #2 · answered by Gnome 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OK I apologized in advance for this one ,you ask so here it goes...
A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy.
The teacher told him to go down to the Principal's office. He was to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it. He did it and returned to his class. Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room. She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his "boyhood" hanging out.
"I thought I told you to call your mom!" she said "I did," he said, "And she told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school."
2007-01-12 15:48:14 · answer #3 · answered by bleacherbrat34 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, when I found it, I thought it was kinda' cute and brought it home. I pull it out and show everyone hoping someone can tell me what it actually is.
2007-01-14 02:05:31 · answer #4 · answered by 4kids2pay4 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why not, what else am I going to do with that thing of mine. He has a mind of his own so if he wants to come out, he will do just that regardless of what I say.
2007-01-12 15:40:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Cause it's purple. Everyone likes purple people eaters.
2007-01-12 15:38:59 · answer #6 · answered by White 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Because I'm pround of my son. Since I can't take him everywhere wtih me, I have to share his picture.
2007-01-12 15:55:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because I like showing my iPod off
2007-01-12 15:39:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I stopped doing that at least 3 months ago!
Im much better now,thats what they say!
2007-01-12 15:40:35 · answer #9 · answered by 4 strings 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just showing everyone his shortcomings.
2007-01-12 15:38:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
So I can stay afloat in the pool of course.
2007-01-12 15:45:08 · answer #11 · answered by Dorkboy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋