him to turn him off?
2007-01-12 15:06:27 · 24 answers · asked by JustLynn 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Tell him you have AIDS and other various goodies like genital worts and herpes.
2007-01-12 15:20:34 · answer #1 · answered by Stinky 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
stop bathing, eat garlic and cheese, stop shaving your legs, leave food particles between your front teeth, put baby oil in your hair so it looks really greasy and dirty, start talking to yourself, wear clothes you get free from church clothing giveaways that don't fit you right, wear pillows under your clothes so you look like you have gained a lot of weight, start becoming avidly religious in a fake but very strict religion and try to convert him, get body lice for awhile, put lots of dirt under your nails, and talk about having a sex change operation like you are serious.
OR you could just do the sensible thing and call the police to get a restraining order or protection from stalking order put on him. Stalkers can be very dangerous. Don't take chances.
2007-01-12 15:15:00 · answer #2 · answered by lifeisagift 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your funeral, his trial. Had a stalker. some issues he did: lined my finished vehicle in placed up-it notes, each human being with a unique message ("i appreciate you;" "you're MINE," and so on.) Left roadkill in a bag on my doorstep couldn't locate me (I moved 3 circumstances to get faraway from him) so he began stalking my little sister fairly ultimately I went to courtroom and adjusted my very last call and moved six hundred miles away to a unique city. that ultimately were given rid of him. I examine the papers in my fatherland (Columbus, OH) and always assume he will be up in a belltower. Is your stalker named Tom, by using any probability?
2016-10-30 23:25:41 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If some nut case is stalking you call the police.
Making yourself unattractive is not the answer it is not your fault.
He is the one that is sick don't enteract with this person don't talk to him avoid him at all cost .
Be safe dear
2007-01-12 15:15:00 · answer #4 · answered by Tom Sawyer 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you know he's stalking you, don't act like it. if you are at home, change into sweats, and let your hair get a little messy. go downstairs, grab a bag of potato chips and a can of beer, and plop yourself down in front of the tv. hope i helped, and you know, 911 works too =)
2007-01-12 15:10:38 · answer #5 · answered by Konrad 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell him you change into a sheep at 6:00 pm.
2007-01-12 15:11:31 · answer #6 · answered by Arcia 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is it a real life stalker or a cyber stalker?
2007-01-12 15:12:46 · answer #7 · answered by BigJake418 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
turn into a steak
ok I'm on the phone can't think of anything better at the moment
listening to typical husband babel
2007-01-12 15:16:42 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Post a photo of you in the morning? With a bad hair day?
2007-01-12 15:12:47 · answer #9 · answered by BlackGregariousRose 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dress like Rosie O'Donnel
Act like Britney Spears
That should do the trick....
2007-01-12 15:11:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Dude... your a cow. Isnt that unattractive enough?
2007-01-12 15:37:56 · answer #11 · answered by Rola 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋