2007-01-12 13:47:48 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Sung to the tune, We Wish You A Merry Christmas.
We wish you weren't living with us,
We wish you weren't living with us,
We wish you weren't living with us,
We're not happy you're here.
You drive everybody crazy,
You're hopelessly fat and lazy,
You're constantly in the way here,
So pack up your gear. {YEAH!}
You're feeding your face,
You're taking up space,
We wish you weren't living with us,
We're not happy you're here. {CLOSE THE REFRIGERATOR!}
Correct us if we're mistaken
But those are long distance calls you're makin'
How long do you plan on takin'
Advantage of us? {PAY UP!!}
We wish you weren't living with us,
We wish you weren't living with us,
We wish you weren't living with us,
Get out of town.
NOW!
2007-01-12 13:55:04 · answer #1 · answered by ThinkaboutThis 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG! He's still there? Tell your husband that it's either you or him that's leaving, and you doubt the sex with your brother in law would be very rewarding. LMAO. Um..... Keep dropping very unsubtle hints that he needs to go. Say you feel like your personal life is off balance, that you don't handle change well, and him being there is way to big of a change for you to tolerate and that you are starting to get depressed, nothing against him *cough, cough*, but you couldn't even live with your brother/sister/mother/father.......
2007-01-12 13:53:51 · answer #2 · answered by XXXDirtyDirtyGirlXXX 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just say " Do You Think It's Time For You To Move On and Move Out" NICELY I ain't lyin' do it nice.
2007-01-12 13:53:54 · answer #3 · answered by →|| ★вяєиdαи.★||← 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nothing.
My bro'-in-law rocks. He's in Amsterdam today.
It's his MOTHER that I can't stand.
2007-01-12 13:51:53 · answer #4 · answered by clever nickname 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Read insightful passages from the Bible to him about why he should be kinder to his family.
2007-01-12 13:51:35 · answer #5 · answered by Jehovah's Witness 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
change the locks while you send him to the store to get food
2007-01-12 13:50:23 · answer #6 · answered by i_love_orange_crush_05 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Make him pay rent
2007-01-12 13:50:59 · answer #7 · answered by the walrus 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell him he needs a hobby and to get the f***** out of your house
2007-01-12 13:51:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't invite him anymore
2007-01-12 13:51:28 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when he kneels to tie his shoe laces, i would quickly squat on his head and fart.
2007-01-12 13:50:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋