I have proof that Beer is better than women.?

Question

You can enjoy a beer all month long.

Beer stains wash out.

You don't have to wine and dine beer.

Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car while you play football.

When your beer goes flat, you toss it out.

Beer is never late.

A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.

Hangovers go away.

Beer labels come off without a fight.

When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.

Beer never has a headache.

You don't have to drive a beer home in the morning.

A beer won't get upset if you come home with another beer.

If you pour a beer right, you'll always get good head
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A beer always goes down easy.

You can have more than one beer in a night and not feel guilty.

You can share a beer with your friends.

You always know you're the first one to pop a beer.

Beer is always wet.

Beer doesn't demand equality.

You can have a beer in public.

A beer doesn't care when you come.

Answer 1

ok, ill remind you of this when you get your schlong stuck in the bottle and cant get it out!

Answer 2

Funny, but with this attitude you and beer are going to be together for a long time alone.

Answer 3

Yeah, yeah, yeah...You forgot your number one reason...YOU can actually GET some beer. *Now, a woman, for you that is apparently another story*

Answer 4

Let me know when you come up with better reasons

Answer 5

that is just plain stupid, I can see how much love means to you. Beer can't LOVE you.

Answer 6

beer, the other white bread

Answer 7

Have fun with your tin can of alcohol. Maybe you'll get drunk enough to forget about how much of an idiot you are.

Answer 8

I have proof that beer is better than men...?


Beer doesn't leave the toilet seat up.

Answer 9

yes i do think beer is better than women

Answer 10

I've always loved beer, now I know why.

Answer 11

Two word comment, A-MEN!