2007-01-12 11:27:56 · 19 answers · asked by Brad m 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Other - Cultures & Groups
Never heard them personally but some funny ones are: -
“Girl come sit on my face, let me eat my way to your heart”
- “I heard that sex was a killer. Do you want to die happy?”
- “I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock”
- "I'll treat you like milk, I'll do nothing but spoil you"
- "I lost my number, can I have yours?"
- “Damn girl, you thicker than a bowl of grits!"
- “You have a saddle, because I would sure like to ride you”
- “Are you from Tennessee? Cuz you're the only ten I see”
- “I want your breath to smell like mine. Come here”
- "I would love to be one of your tears
So I can be born in your eyes
Live on your cheeks
And die around your lips."
- “That dress looks good on you. It would look even better on my bedroom floor”
- “Do you have a map because I keep on getting lost in your eyes”
- “Do you know CPR because you take my breath away”
2007-01-12 11:34:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
HAND TO GOD...i replaced into at SUBWAY in Lake Placid. I had purely moved there for an internship. This guy walks suitable as much as me, sits down and starts speaking to me, he gets suitable into my face and asks "what do you think of roughly own area". i replaced into dumbfounded. We dated for 2 years after that. That replaced into interior the summertime of 1995. To right this moment he's one among my maximum suitable buddies. we are residing in opposite ends of the country yet communicate atleast once or twice a month... i'm torn regardless of if it relatively is a sturdy line or terrible, regardless of the case, it labored. sturdy success! hehe
2016-12-13 04:23:26 · answer #2 · answered by clapperton 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uh Hello I would like a double Cheese Pizza
2007-01-12 11:35:33 · answer #3 · answered by Kaity 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was actually quite fond of these two:
"Was your father a theif? Because it looks like he stole the stars from the heavens above and put them into your eyes". AND
"Was your father a baker? Because you have great buns".
2007-01-12 11:39:19 · answer #4 · answered by Goddess 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i wish i were the enzyme dna helicase so i could unzip your genes
i wish you were my homeowrk so i could lay you on my table and do you all night
if i could rearrange the alphabet i would put u next to i
how much does a polar bear weigh....enough to break the ice
2007-01-15 11:15:55 · answer #5 · answered by Traci L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Hey baby, I'd drink a tub of your bathwater."
And he probably expected a kiss on the mouth - I DON'T THINK SO!! I might as well lick myself clean. :-( EHW!
2007-01-12 11:39:11 · answer #6 · answered by SoftLocks 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I am lost....
In your exceptional beauty and charm.
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2007-01-12 11:36:24 · answer #7 · answered by venom! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a guy in a bar saying to me, " if I told you that you had a hot body...would you hold it against me " ?
and ... " go out with me baby...! I only have 2 years to live ! "
2007-01-12 11:33:37 · answer #8 · answered by Princess_nano_screamer 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
you must be a parking ticket because youve got FINE writting allll over you. ;)
2007-01-12 11:38:48 · answer #9 · answered by Krista C 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Are your parents retarded? Because you seem like a really special person.
2007-01-12 11:36:14 · answer #10 · answered by Mark M 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋