2007-01-12 11:05:50 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Social Science ➔ Psychology
DO WHAT I DO IF THERES NO ONE ON IT THROW THE TOWELS IN THE POOL
2007-01-12 17:44:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lmao.
Its not an answer [sorry] but it should crack you up and it's true.
Once, my dad went on holiday with about 5 friends [I have heard this story like 20 times] and they were sick to the back teeth of the Germans always stealin the sunbeds in the mornings [I mean come on, how can you sunbathe at 6am?].
So one morning my dad and his friends got up at 2am and went down to the sunbeds and slept there untill the Germans got up at about 6am and come down to the sunbeds, only to find my dad and his friends all ready there.
All of the Germans went back to their villas. About an hour later all of the Germans [about 50 by the way] were seen getting onto a coach for a daytrip.
My dad went to reception to ask where they were going and was told that they were going around the corner to hide for the day, and had only just booked the coach, to make it look like they didn't want the sunbeds anyway.
And sure enough, my dad and his friends went searching for them and they were no more than half a mile away, sleeping on the coach Lmao.
Good luck with finding out why.
All hail the BNP!
2007-01-12 20:08:09 · answer #2 · answered by Nic 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Subconsciously they think they're invading territory.
They claim the sunbeds when they get up in the morning for later on. When they go for breakfast i go round and move their towels around.
2007-01-12 19:17:40 · answer #3 · answered by frank S 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is how they do it.
They get up really early and put their towels on any free sunloungers and that way we all think they are occupied, but really they`re not. They leave their towels there and then they go for another kip. That`s why you don`t see them come back for up to three hours and your left wondering why isn`t anyone there.
Personally I remove the towel and any german comes over to me and says something I tell em. Du bist ein cliena shister housen.
Whatever that means.
2007-01-12 19:15:58 · answer #4 · answered by Combiseries 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Germans don't steal sunbeds! They "use" them, because they are on vacations.
2007-01-12 19:12:18 · answer #5 · answered by Honey2 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Because no-one else is quick enough. If the British managed to get off their backsides a bit quicker there wouldn't be a problem for them!
Good on the Germans! The world's most efficient people once again!
2007-01-12 19:19:25 · answer #6 · answered by eurotraveller 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
You only need to look round Vatican City.Either the locals are hiding them or the Pope has a lot of towels.
2007-01-12 19:17:53 · answer #7 · answered by geoff t 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah they do that to annoy us. The always get up first thing maybe they dont have hangovers. I always wonder this but by about day 3 you find you have to compete even though you dont want to.
2007-01-12 19:16:04 · answer #8 · answered by babyshambles 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mr Mugabi says zieg heil!
2007-01-12 19:08:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Idiot. They put towells on sunbeds they don't steal them.
They shouldn't, it is rude. But it is less rude than racist worms like you. Do I get 10 points?
2007-01-12 19:11:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋