from the ball hair or the stomache?
2007-01-12 10:34:21 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Men's Health
well your weenie should be bun size already... unless you are talking cocktail franks and then they are really little. I'm not quite sure why you'd want to measure your weenies before you eat them, but it shows you have some issues... Much like how you can say the word penis or be an adult.
2007-01-13 00:21:14 · answer #1 · answered by Jyse 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the best way is with a protractor that you use in geometry: stick the sharp, pointy end near the base of the shaft as hard as you can....but no really. The best way would probably be a ruler or a tape measure. If you go tape measure, don't let the tape go too fast or it might scrape something VERY sensitve.
2007-01-12 11:57:10 · answer #2 · answered by good_wasp 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If you still have a weenie then you don't need to measure it. It is too teenie a weenie and only a micrometer will work.
2007-01-12 10:57:36 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋
The length of one's penis is measured from its base, i.e. where it starts projecting from the pubic area, upto the tip. You can measure it when it is flaccid and also when it is erect.
Where is the need to measure it and compare with others'? Any penis that is 3" or more when erect is adequate for sex purposes, and for passing urine, the size does not matter. This obsession with penis size in men and breast size in women is not healthy, and is propogated by the porn industry. Longer (or bigger) is not always the better!
2007-01-12 12:00:52 · answer #4 · answered by greenhorn 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Well i think that you measure from you ball hair instead of you stomach
2007-01-12 11:30:04 · answer #5 · answered by campbellkid92 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
dude the ball hair or the stomach...the way I have seen is to measure it form the top ..place a ruler on top of your pecker starting from your pubic mound..what does it matter any ways..
2007-01-12 10:44:52 · answer #6 · answered by Kingofreportedabuse 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
oh come on, why can't you type penis....don't measure because no one cares how long your "weenie" is
2007-01-12 10:44:11 · answer #7 · answered by KP 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Why bother? Ther's nothing you can do about it.
2007-01-12 15:59:20 · answer #8 · answered by bad_bob_69 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
put your hand or hands around it...If only one hand covers it your screwed and consider yourself single forever...and if you can't figure out how to measure maybe because you don't know what device is small enought to mesure it.
2007-01-12 10:45:08 · answer #9 · answered by rochelle 1 · 1⤊ 3⤋
whether or not it's a throatful, mouthful, or snackful.
2007-01-15 05:23:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋