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I once had a boil on my bum and i stood in front of the mirror so i could put the plaster on the boil...but ended up putting the plaster on the mirror DUH!!!

2007-01-12 09:53:10 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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allowed my sister to drag me from the best country in the world (Glasgow Scotland) to a strange country where the people talked funny and could-nae understand my accent. (bloody cheek)

2007-01-12 11:16:23 · answer #1 · answered by glasgow girl 6 · 2 0

Yeah, I heard that joke before, but I thought it was an Irishman.
Look, I've done so many stupid things in my life I wouldn't know where to begin. A couple of stand outs would be the time I dropped acid and climbed the Sydney Harbour Bridge on New Years Eve, and watched the fireworks. (This was before they had fireworks on the bridge itself, But I didn't know that).
Also skinnydipping in a part of the harbour which was a breeding ground for sharks. And I had dogs with me.

2007-01-12 18:22:13 · answer #2 · answered by Dr Know It All 5 · 1 0

Once I was tryin out those eyebrow trimmer tings you see on tv... and well I had my eye closed doing that eyebrow and not thinking I opened my eye and saw a lot of hair falling down and I looked in the mirror and realized I had just shaved off my eyelashes.... :(

2007-01-12 17:57:57 · answer #3 · answered by Brittany B 2 · 2 0

I drank half a liter of vodka when I was 15. I was puking all over. I know I've done worse things, but that's the first thing that comes to mind!

2007-01-12 17:56:34 · answer #4 · answered by Meg 5 · 1 0

Once, I forgot how to breathe, which is extremely stupid because breathing is automatic. However, when I began to panic over my inability to breathe, I accidentally began to breathe again. I pray this never happens again.

Also, I like to draw tattoos on my left arm with ink pens and my arm usually begin to feel painfully numb and weak but I continue anyway.

2007-01-12 17:59:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

When I was about 7, I stuck my finger inside of a lamp (where the light bulb goes) and I turned on the lamp.

2007-01-12 18:00:59 · answer #6 · answered by Phoenix Rising 6 · 1 0

My middle name should be stupid, I constantly do stupid things, I wasn't looking were I was going one day, went smack bang into a lamppost and apologised to it only to turn round and see a whole bus queue of people laughing at my stupidity.

2007-01-12 18:19:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

haha... i like youre story... its funny.

hmmm.... stupidest thing ive ever done.... well theres quite a few... so heres a funny one. hope it gives ya a laugh.

playing a game of doctor with my friends... i was the patient.... doctor decides i have a broken rib... X-RAY time.... i put a light above my stomach and...... wait for it.....




zap.... next thing i know im screaming and tears are running down my face..... i look down and i see that i was electrocuted. friends are freaking out... im freaking out. yep.... it was painful. have a real nice scar on my stomach. wanna see.

2007-01-12 18:01:44 · answer #8 · answered by Kate 5 · 1 0

I hit a pay phone with a tire iron, and the phone swung around on it's cord, and BAM!!!
It hit me right in the side of my face.

I almost knocked myself out, and I bled pretty badly.
I still have the scar!

2007-01-12 17:58:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

I've gone to school with boys clothes on, and I mean REAL BOYS CLOTHES

Not like tomboy style but like...boxers and everything...fortunately I remember to put a bra on

2007-01-12 18:00:46 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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