"I've never done this before" just before a particularly nasty sex act.
...either that or "oh, don't worry...I don't care about size."
2007-01-12 09:05:50
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answered by A Baby Ate My Dingo 4
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Obama's greatest Lie is while he says: " i'm not a Muslim Sympathizer or a Muslim " Biden's greatest Lie is while he reported " that's a Patriotic accountability of people to pay greater taxes "
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answered by ? 4
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To pull a bird when I was younger said I was Lord Westminster and had to carry it through when she introduced me to her Father he was Baron Von -Ca-pp or something like that. I quickly said no I am a Lloyd IE Lloyd Westmister that got me off the hook. Mind you had I married this bird I could have had the title Baron i think so would have been Lord but not Lloyd Westmister that was not my name
2007-01-12 09:12:00
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answered by Anonymous
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I told my current girlfriend I was a drummer with a band that was mentioned a lot in NME at the time we met.
Stonking great fecker of a lie but it did the trick and she's still with me 11 years later... ;-)
2007-01-12 09:07:33
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answered by Anonymous
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the biggest (at least that i can remember) lie was when i went shopping with my friend while i was supposed to be doing my volunteer work.... when i came home with a pair of pants i told my mom that this aids fundraiser was held at my school and all the clothes were on sale by different brands.... she actually believed me...haha
2007-01-12 09:07:09
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answered by Leijla B 2
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I told my mom I was staying at a friends house for the night when I was 15, little did I know someone she worked with had seen me go in and told her, guess who was waiting for me when I came outside and guess who got grounded for lying.
2007-01-12 10:46:05
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answered by Anonymous
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how about the longest lie?
i faked having orgasms with an ex of mine for about 4yrs...........
3 times a day.
i would have had more fun by myself.
but the biggest lie i ever told i guess would also fall into longest as well. i told him i loved him all the time. f*cking hilarious!
2007-01-12 09:17:03
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answered by mistressmorro 6
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When my best friend and I were 16 we lied to some 21+ guys so we could party, hang out and drink for free! We said we were 18.
2007-01-12 09:10:41
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answered by Anonymous
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I was 12 years old and I smashed a window, someone seen me and phoned the police. When they came to my house I denied it. My dad was very angry that I had been wrongly accused! He stormed down to the police office and asked to speak to the Sargent. He was so angry that he ended p getting the jail for the night! I never ever told him that I did do it! I'm now 33 and my father is dead. I wished I could have told him!!
2007-01-12 09:09:28
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answered by Andriod 2
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Cherie Blair is good looking
2007-01-12 19:33:24
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answered by Anonymous
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Yeah I told my wife i was 19 stone instead of 21 stone
2007-01-12 09:05:16
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answered by Homer Baby 3
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