0-60 in 2seconds
I bought her some bathroom scales
2007-01-12 08:33:40 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cars & Transportation ➔ Maintenance & Repairs
steeling jokes off terry wogan
2007-01-12 10:21:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If she want a car that does 0-60 in 2 seconds or less you'll be dishing out a couple of MILLION for it cos your looking at F1 cars for that. Most, if not all the fastest car available to the (very rich) public can hardly do 0-60 in about 3 seconds, let alone 2. Good luck with your divorce.
But you could look at http://www.fastestcar.net/ to show her what car can do what in what time.
But even the Thrust SSC (the fastest car in the world) could do 0-100 in four, and that thing was jet powered.
http://www.thrustssc.com if you want to see it.
2007-01-12 16:50:53 · answer #2 · answered by Oel Pezlo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Bathroom Scales isn't exactly a new line in Porsches. I'd say some apologies are in order here. Take her to an expensive restaurant & show her how much you care.
2007-01-12 16:40:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If she weighs alot then they will got 0-60 in 2 seconds no problem.
2007-01-12 16:39:14 · answer #4 · answered by Puma 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude...you are sooo in the doghouse. The only way out is to buy her a new Mustang GT convertible...favorite of overweight, middle-age women everywhere.
2007-01-12 16:42:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao nice one, if shes upset, get some marker pens and put go faster on them, avoid spoilers as it makes her wiegh more and there for its going to hurt you more when she wraps it round ur head
2007-01-12 16:44:21 · answer #6 · answered by dark dude 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes very funny, I bet you're a hoot at parties.
2007-01-12 16:42:27 · answer #7 · answered by Jude 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Suggest you put these in jokes and riddle section.
2007-01-12 16:42:31 · answer #8 · answered by mark j 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
get her a miata n make up for being an *** dude
2007-01-12 16:59:02 · answer #9 · answered by j 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In other words, you told her she was fat.
You're toast.
2007-01-12 17:52:29 · answer #10 · answered by Nomadd 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋