I have some conservative friends who swear that we are #1. And if you believe they are right, would you please round out God's top 10 list for me.
2007-01-12 07:22:00 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
So, since you have conservative friends who think America is the best country, that means that they think God likes Americans best?
That's pretty convoluted thinking.
2007-01-12 07:44:24 · answer #1 · answered by Jadis 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
According to all available evidence gods ranking presented as a top 10 by Letterman would be:
#10. Antartica,
#9. Whales
#8. Trout fishing in Montana
#7. Dolphins, (the pelagic ones, not the Miami Dolphins)
#6. David Beckhem, (Why else would he receive $250,000,000.00 to play soccer).
#5. Notre Dame Football, though he's been a bit hard on them the past few years.
#4. China, or at least that's what Confucius says.
#3. Chicago Cubs, (Hey somebody has to love them).
#2. Cuba, (Why else would he have kept Castro in power for so long?).
and the #1 on the list is ................................
...............................
Ireland.
2007-01-12 15:38:16 · answer #2 · answered by Sailinlove 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1. Jenny (that's me)
2. My husband and sons (they're the best)
3.Jon Bon Jovi (What's not to love)
4. Cats, cause God is a cat person
5. Dogs, cause God is patient
6. All babies.
7. My dad (cause he's funny.)
8. Steve Erwin
9. Adam (he was his first)
10. David Letterman for making these top 10 lists so popular
2007-01-12 15:29:49 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
God's official Top Ten Countries Are...
1. U S of A, because as the David Bowe song says God IS an American.
2. UK, Not quite America but close enough.
3. America Jr. aka Canada
4. Luxembourg, Why not Luxembourg?
5. The Swiss, Cant beat their chocolate or bikini team
6. Argentina, because god likes llamas.
7. Las Vegas, I know its not a country but it rocks too much to be left out.
8. South Korea, Just to piss off Kim Jong Il.
9. Vatican City, this is an easy one to figure out.
10. Kazakhstan. IS NICE!
Just missing the top ten, Japan because Japanese people don't have souls, Russia because its too frigging cold and All of the Middle East, seriously do I really need to explain why.
2007-01-12 15:29:05 · answer #4 · answered by Daz2020 4 · 2⤊ 3⤋
I am not a member of any political party so the Rep vs Dem crap doesn't apply here. No god loves us all the same. The Pope is not American but I would bet God likes him OK. The Dali Lama is not American but I bet he is liked by God too.
2007-01-12 15:30:35 · answer #5 · answered by joevette 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I'm a Republican, and I don't believe that. God is judge and jury, and his decisions are his alone, and as far as anyone knows he doesn't share this information. The reasons your friends believe we are #1 is because they are biased, not because God chose us to be the best.
2007-01-12 15:26:53 · answer #6 · answered by Pfo 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋
No, I am Conservative and I find this a completely ridiculous question.
You trying to stir up trouble.
If you are American you are a poor example of one.
2007-01-12 15:28:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
As a paleo-conservative, my belief in God should not affect my politics.
Apparently Ishmael doesn't realize that "peoples" is in fact a word.
2007-01-12 15:29:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
I'm an American, Republican and Christian. God loves all people equally. It's sad that not all people love God.
2007-01-12 15:29:32 · answer #9 · answered by BigRichGuy 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Sorry this only just came through.
No, the others are being tested, I've made up my mind about you lot already.
2007-01-12 15:41:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋