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2007-01-12 07:21:24 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Science & Mathematics Physics

14 answers

Add salt, pepper, barbecue sauce, and ENJOY!

2007-01-12 09:04:01 · answer #1 · answered by The answer guy 3 · 0 0

This was done in a CSI TV episode (CSI=Crime Scene Investigators). They needed to open the hand of the deceased after rigor mortis has set it. They put it in the microwave (the hand, not the whole body) and the heat relaxed the tendons: the fingers unfolded. They did not leave it long enough for the meat to cook as, in that episode, the hand was holding a metal key and, as soon as the finger began to unfold, sparks started flying (key = metal object)

2007-01-12 15:33:38 · answer #2 · answered by Raymond 7 · 0 0

Nothing seeing you can't turn it on while you have your hand keeping the door open. Try cutting your hand off then placing in the microwave. You might get better results.

2007-01-12 15:29:51 · answer #3 · answered by red_poco2000 2 · 3 0

the microwaves will energize the water molecules in the hand. the water molecules will rotate much faster and the heat produced will cook the hand. add some A1 steak sauce and Voila! dinner is served.

2007-01-12 15:27:09 · answer #4 · answered by makie 4 · 4 0

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Well,theoretically it will obviously get cooked
but modern day microwave ovens safely switch off when the
microwave door is opened

2007-01-13 12:14:48 · answer #5 · answered by Plasma 1 · 0 0

Luckily for you, the door wont close on your hand! But assuming you put a hand in there... not attached to a body. It would cook.

2007-01-12 15:25:30 · answer #6 · answered by perko23 2 · 1 0

Nice handle You puta you... You can't stick your hand in the microwave and turn it on, there's a safety interlock to prevent it... but you knew that didn't you? You were just trying to be a smart a*ss and appear cute and funny.... SORRY but you're none of those things, you're just another dumb a*ss!!!

2007-01-12 15:31:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Nothing I do so regularly. The door switch prevents it from turning on

2007-01-12 18:27:50 · answer #8 · answered by walter_b_marvin 5 · 0 0

You grab a warm plat of delicious food to eat.

2007-01-12 15:37:22 · answer #9 · answered by rbarc 4 · 0 0

Good luck getting the door to close.

2007-01-12 15:25:00 · answer #10 · answered by Jacuzzi Lover 6 · 2 0

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