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2007-01-12 06:55:56 · 30 answers · asked by staciesweet 5 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

30 answers

"Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed".

2007-01-12 07:03:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Knowledge is the building blocks acquired through experience.

Don't put yourself in any position to compromise your integrity for approval.

Look before you leap, especially when it involves GUYS and matters of the heart!

Don't help love along...leave it and let it be. It will find you when its ready.

It's okay to go crazy every once in awhile...but there is a fine line between psycho and crazy.

Before you fart, look both ways. When the road is clear, let it rip.

When you're facing the death penalty, plea temporary insanity.

Don't ever take a dump in a public place when you know that your s*h*i*t smells!

If you want honest opinions of what your friends think of you, get them drunk. For a drunk man is more honest than when he is sober.

Be aware of women. They're always plotting.

Be more afraid of an over ambitious woman than a over ambitious man for an over ambitious man seeks power, while an over ambitious woman seeks to divide and conquer.

The best way to get a unanimous vote is through beer and drugs.

A wise man once said, "dude, where's my car? I'm not f*u*c*k*i*n*g playing with you!"

2007-01-12 15:42:49 · answer #2 · answered by pattiecake1114 1 · 1 0

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of the wise man is in his heart.--Benjamin Franklin

2007-01-12 14:58:57 · answer #3 · answered by Nico 7 · 4 0

Man who marry woman with flat chest have every right to feel low down!! ;)

- Confuscious or maybe Ted Kennedy??

2007-01-12 15:01:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Wise men say only fools rush in.

2007-01-12 14:58:45 · answer #5 · answered by ~MIMI~ 6 · 3 1

"Walk on left side road,safe. Walk on right side road, safe. Walk in middle, sooner or later...squish, just like grape"


"Luke, the Force will be with you...always"


"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn."

2007-01-12 15:00:14 · answer #6 · answered by munesliver 6 · 2 0

never met a wise man

hehe :)

2007-01-12 15:07:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Be Water, My Friend.

2007-01-12 15:00:51 · answer #8 · answered by tao of zenben 3 · 2 0

If you ever get hit with a bucket of sh*t be sure to close your mouth.

2007-01-12 14:58:26 · answer #9 · answered by ♪ ♫Jin_Jur♫ ♥ 7 · 3 0

what lifes greats gift comes from the heart.

2007-01-12 14:59:46 · answer #10 · answered by Sue 2 · 2 0

never pay full price for a late pizza

2007-01-12 15:06:19 · answer #11 · answered by muzit 5 · 2 0

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