Why do women stop oral copulation after marriage?

Question

Is it any wonder why your husbands cheat?

Answer 1

Right on!!

Answer 2

My wife and I perform oral copulation MORE now that we are married than before we were. She would give me slob jobs all the time while we dated. However, she would not let me return the favor, thinking it was "nasty".

Well I convinced her into letting me try it on her and the result was very obvious. Now, it's a mandatory practice! I can make her go over the top very quickly if I want to or torture with a slow teasing.

She never has really liked taking my payload but she can give a great head clinic. What compounds this is it's really difficult to shoot my load via oral.

Dude, I guess you need to work on that problem with your wife. Like the old saying goes. "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you."

Answer 3

[1] Many women mis-represent their actual sex drive before marriage. Then when they marry, the real sex drive is trotted out - and it is almost always much less frequent, much less enthusiastic, much less interested in various activities other than a 2-pump chump, and so on. Frustration and conflict ensue. It's a huge unfair pain in the a s s, but it's still not grounds for adultery. It should be grounds for a no-fault, quick file, no alimony divorce, however. It's as frustrating as h e l l.

[2] If that's Phil S. from his trial, that's a good photoshop!

Answer 4

Dog, my first wife gave more head, my second gave less, and I think the truth is marraige makes SOME women feel they're above having someone's c o c k in their mouths. It makes them feel like they're better than someone, and that means she was married for reasons other than to be with you, but more like what it would say about her. I was the same kind of sucker. The bottom line is that if she did it before, she should do it after, or she truly, truly... is playing you.

Answer 5

It might be that you need to rememebr to take a shower in the morning and smell good too.

Oh yeah dont forget to eat lots of pineapple too.

Especially important to remember is she might not be fond of pubes for flossing, so keep the ball park clean if you know what I mean.

Answer 6

My husband get's and gives that more now that we are married than he did before. Your wife must have been just playing you to get you married......you rich or something??????? I think that if you talk to her then maybe you could resolve this issue.....but if you can't talk to her then it's only a matter of time until it is over anyways.....good luck and I hope you talk it out.......make sure you are orally copulating her if you expect it as well!

Answer 7

Yes Tha goe with the question on How do you cure a nymphomaniac?

Answer 8

First off, love the Phil Spector pic...I could'nt stop laughing when I first saw that pic of hin in court!

Second, I am not married, BUT I think you question works both ways, I mean, I hear most men stop "whooing" their women once they become "wives"....with anything and everything, I think its a two way street....just my guess....

And to all the snotty answers about men just getting it someplace else, welcome to 2007...women can do that too! Plus we get HALF! Your whores get ZERO!

Answer 9

What b.s. Marriage certainly hasn't stopped me from doing it.

Answer 10

They do that till you marry them then once married they dont anymore because they have you now and half of everything you own.

Answer 11

Most don't. Those that do probably aren't receiving it either.
If you are looking for excuses to cheat...that one won't fly!