How do I elaborate this for my satire essay?

Question

Let's say I want a topic which is something like about noisy corridors every morning in school...

Alright.. amm.. What I mean is every morning in my school all of the students are noisy.. They were chatting and as if when the bell rings, they really hate it... Is it clearer now? How do I make it satire?

Answer 1

It's so noisy, that you would think that you were in the Chariot Race in Ben Hur.................

or.....................you were listening to the full chorus of Raindance.


or.....................you were on holiday in Holland and all the students were wearing wooden clogs.................

Answer 2

A satirical essay may be easier for you to write if you focused on a person such as the hall monitor, who is in the corridor each day, enforcing the school's rules.

Answer 3

Ahh... well it depends on how harsh you want to be... you can be facetious, sarcastic, or whatever. But a few suggestions:

It's only a FEW decibels higher than say... a jet engine

The pitch is somewhere near a soprano opera star on helium...

yadda yadda yadda...

any help?

Answer 4

start thinking about why its loud... feet, mouths, etc... then suggest outrageous ways of silencing them... muzzles... of different colors, weights depending on size of mouth or number of loud offenses... cutting off feet at inches in correlation to original height... go wild with it