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the doctor's in. come lie on my couch and tell me all about it.

2007-01-12 05:23:06 · 18 answers · asked by icu 6 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

18 answers

♥ ♥ I gave last week... but thanks anyway ♥ ♥

2007-01-12 05:26:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Can Mr. Doctor fix constipation problems?

2007-01-12 13:31:53 · answer #2 · answered by Sunnie 5 · 0 0

yes doc. i am a big tarto.
i have me fetish for pickin' me big bugars and eatin them up
i go to italiano restaurant w/crossed eyes and slurp sketti and sauce over me mouth and peeps look at me funny. den i burp laff hysterically real loud movin me head in all directions waving me fat big blobby arms full of zits and oil beads.
after this, the dessert table comes around by the waiter. i poke me fongers in all cakes n pies diggin me crazy pie face in dare licking aaaaaway at all dat goody goody frosting.
me supervisor tries to control me but meds don;'t work and punch him knockin him out.
din a jumpy all over table tops and grap utter guest costumers glasses and wear dim while grappin he's wifes wigg off laffin
manager cannot control me needer.
WHAT SHUD I DOOOOOOOO??

2007-01-12 13:32:43 · answer #3 · answered by S A V E T H E T A R T 1 · 0 0

Ok Doc. I got one for you. I have "terrible" PMS. My OBGYN gave me YAZ birth control to help out my hormones. He said try it for 2 months and see if that makes me feel better. I dont need it for birth control I was fixed. Do you think it will help me?! lol you asked for it hahahahaha.

2007-01-12 13:28:46 · answer #4 · answered by Me 6 · 0 0

i would but i can't exactly gather my thoughts to tell you about right now. sorry. i release myslef when i talk to my friend, and i would feel more comfortable doing that than with a stranger. sorry.

2007-01-12 13:27:44 · answer #5 · answered by emo girl 3 · 0 0

I dont know where your couch has been

2007-01-12 13:31:15 · answer #6 · answered by bandcamp 2 · 0 0

I am pregnant by Melvin the Retarded Emu.

2007-01-12 13:28:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I'm soo tired and need to stay awake.....I'm also out of coffee....and don't want to go to the store.

2007-01-12 13:27:52 · answer #8 · answered by Chris 3 · 0 0

I have seen the doctor...and he has seen me.

2007-01-12 13:26:47 · answer #9 · answered by Robert B 7 · 2 0

i have a problem..... i had buddies disease. i have trouble touching stuff, moving. i fake heart attacks, if i fake it, then i don't have one....

do you have that one book on, Baby Steps?

2007-01-12 13:28:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

if i lay on your couch you promise you wont rape me?

2007-01-12 13:27:03 · answer #11 · answered by texas_krystle_23 3 · 2 0

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