2007-01-12 04:52:26 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
The Lord giveth... Chuck taketh away.
2007-01-12 05:04:33 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The PH factor of her boobie sweat from the acidity of skin on metal cone bra would produce an odor that could kill a dairy cow at 30 paces.
Chuck would not be able to get close enough to weild his anti-laceration boot kicks to the face (ever see Walker Texas Ranger? He kicks to the head all the time and there is no blood!)...
Now if Chuck could only get DeeDee McCall on her side from the 80's show HUNTER! She would wip Madona's bra into shreds!
Then Chuck would be all sexually excited and Capn. Kirk would beam in from the Enterprise and save him from doom.
Either way it would end up a porn flick hosted by Max Headroom and Elvis.
2007-01-12 13:33:09 · answer #2 · answered by Groovacious 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Did I miss something? Isn't Chuck Norris invincible? Ah well.....
2007-01-12 12:55:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's what the legend says.But i don't know for sure.
2007-01-12 12:55:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd put money on that, yes.
2007-01-12 12:57:15 · answer #5 · answered by Diesel Weasel 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
so true it's not even funny
2007-01-12 13:20:45 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She makes me wanna die.
2007-01-12 12:55:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋