It made you laugh so much that your stomach hurt...
2007-01-12 04:13:23 · 16 answers · asked by I'm Loving Life 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
"It stunk so bad it was enough to gag a maggot off a dead horses a$$!!!!
2007-01-12 04:15:55 · answer #1 · answered by jillybean 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
2 hunters are out in the woods even as one in all them collapses. He would not look respiration and his eyes are glazed. the different guy takes out his telephone and calls the emergency amenities. He gasps: "My pal is useless! What am i able to do?" The operator says: "calm down, i can assist. First, enable's ascertain he's useless." there's a silence, then a gunshot is heard. back on the phone, the guy says: "ok, now what?"
2016-10-30 22:18:38 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the smell that just came out of his butt could knock a buzzard off a $hit wagon.
one brother wishing the other brother came with a mute button.
A four year old little girl telling her mother I will wear whatever the f*ck I want and when the mother asked her what she said she turned and said you heard me I will wear whatever the f*ck I want!
I didn't laugh in front of the child I had to walk out of the room, the childs body language as well as what she said floored everyone within listening range!
2007-01-12 07:16:26 · answer #3 · answered by Dr. D. AKA Evil Woman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Everybody laughs till their stomach hurts at me when I ask them how do you go diving for muffs.
I have no clue. Do you know or AM I just a dumb blonde?
2007-01-12 13:55:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
True story...... Im a flight attendant and im standing out in the jetway saying bye to people ( captain standing next to me). This really elderly couple walks off the plane- arm in arm, dressed super nice. The captain says to them " you two are so cute- how long have you been married...??" The elderly husband says " feels like 10 minutes.." The captain and i both sigh and say how sweet that is(awwwwwwwwww).... but then he says " ya- feels like 10 minutes..... underwater!!" LMFAO!!!!!!!!
2007-01-12 04:19:59 · answer #5 · answered by skygirlchristine 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
That someone who was with his motobyke when he approached the red trafic lights and he was about to stop, he forgot to put his legs down.... hahahaha This is 100% real. My friend told me that :pp
2007-01-12 04:17:15 · answer #6 · answered by HeAvEnLy_PiNk 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A lady approaches her priest and says, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."
"What do they say?" the priest inquires.
"They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to have some fun?'"
"That's terrible," the priest exclaims, "but I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house, and I will put them with my two male talking parrots whom I taught to pray and read The Bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase, and your female parrots will learn how to pray and worship."
"Thank you!" the woman responds.
The next day, the woman brings her female parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her two female parrots in with the male parrots, and the female parrots say, "Hi, we're prostitutes, want to have some fun?"
One male parrot looks at the other male parrot and says, "George, put your beads away. Our prayers have been answered!"
2007-01-12 04:18:51 · answer #7 · answered by Superdog 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
a man asked a lady how to make coffee and she told him to read the book of Hebrews from the Bible
2007-01-12 04:16:16 · answer #8 · answered by valgal115 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Borat looking at a tortoise at the zoo:
"What kind of dog eez this"
2007-01-12 04:15:39 · answer #9 · answered by DashDJ 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
The movie jackass 2, gross and funny all at the same time
2007-01-12 04:16:48 · answer #10 · answered by kruzluver 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
the last thing that made me do that was a answer i saw on here
2007-01-12 04:16:10 · answer #11 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋