Its starting to smell a bit, and I think they are on to me!
2007-01-12 03:34:36 · 27 answers · asked by Sean O 1 in Home & Garden ➔ Cleaning & Laundry
Find a farmer with hungrey pigs, chuck the body in the sty & job done!
Pigs will eat any thing, includeing humans, skin, bone the lot
I did it with my mother-in-law, they were chomping through her quite well, untill they got to her tongue, they found that toooooo much to cope with!
2007-01-12 03:40:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Give yourself up to the police - you will get rid of the smell and a good night sleep
2007-01-12 03:45:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Baste with Olive Oil flour and Butter, Braize the outside quickly bake at 350 for 6 hours add paprika, garlic and lemon. Serve warm to family and clergy.
2007-01-12 03:45:09 · answer #3 · answered by michael o 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
either feed it to some pigs at a nearby farm
or stick it in some fresh concrete on a building site
that gets rid of the evidence .... then try very hard not to look guilty!
2007-01-12 03:42:38 · answer #4 · answered by gorgeousfluffpot 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haven't you ever seen "Point of No Return"? You hire a clean up guy- he comes in, puts the body in a tub and pours acid on it. Problem solved.
2007-01-12 06:52:45 · answer #5 · answered by wrjones559_1999 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
stick it in a bin bag outside an Indian restaurant the council will collect it...not like they are gonna notice the smell! ;0)
2007-01-12 03:39:52 · answer #6 · answered by snikleback 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
cut it up put it in a blender pour it down the sink with a bit of hot water and bleach oh, (and the bones know any good farmers with pigs they'll, love a treat!.)
2007-01-12 03:41:34 · answer #7 · answered by Gilly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cut it up into little bits and stick it in random holes all over your state- then bury the holes of course!
2007-01-12 03:42:13 · answer #8 · answered by paintballer391 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Meat grinder
Give the bones to dogs of problem neighbors.
2007-01-12 03:47:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Two Words... Wood Chipper!!!
2007-01-12 03:43:34 · answer #10 · answered by safetman59 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋