2007-01-12 02:39:48 · 47 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Probably. I'm happy to fart in front of others and, being rather puerile at heart, have found some of the brazen answers on here absolutely delightful. However, I actually find the idea of being the buffoon who does the loud fart behind the door deeply embarrassing. I guess it's because it seems involuntary and, subsequently, daggy. For me, the only solution is to loudly exclaim "whoops" to take back the control and wilfully draw attention to myself.
To be honest, this particular toilet horror doesn't happen to me that often, as I have a catalogue of bizarre (and often actually quite minging) things that I am willing to do to 1) cover up any evidence of my toilet activities and 2) leave the bathroom exactly as I found it (or better: there's no way I'm getting the blame for skid marks in the bowl and if I leave with them still there, it stands to reason I will be).
Tip: Opening things up a bit (if you get my drift) = less friction = less noise. However, whether this one is feasible does rather depend on how close you are to "delivery".
2007-01-18 05:28:14 · answer #1 · answered by CJ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You think that is bad...I was in hospital for over a week with Kidney stones, could not go to the toilet for 5 days. I was so constipated they had to give me an enima to loosen my bowels...I cra--ed into a comode which was brought to my bedside whilst there was vistors...the curtains were drawn and I farted so loud that all the visitors laughed as did my partner who was sitting on the otherside. The good thing was I felt almost 5lbs lighter and I just joined in the laughter as did the nurses and the health care workes plus all the patients. LMAO
2007-01-15 13:43:15 · answer #2 · answered by Le Baron 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i have never fluffed in a public toilet but had a very bad experience.
i was using the toilet (you know the ones that open when you push the button to go in and out) half way through the door opened i was just standing there as you do and all these people were looking at me.
this has to be the most embarrassing moment of my life i will never use them again.where was this toilet ? at the bottom of queen street Cardiff (a very busy shopping main street) i am happy to say it has been removed because it was faulty!!!!!
2007-01-12 02:55:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
No but I remember farting a lot in a loo in the hospital once and being put out because someone weeing outside in a stall tut-tutted. If I'd have thought of it at the time, maybe I'd have said "sorry, but this is a toilet" or something else remarkably witty and insightful
2007-01-12 02:47:51 · answer #4 · answered by big pup in a small bath 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Not me personally, but unfortunately me and my sister went in to a public toilet with my nan and she did the loud fart. My sister and i came out laughing our heads off to find a look of disgust upon the faces of the other ladies waiting in the que. I recall someone referring to it as a dinosaur roar but we were too embarrassed to acknowledge that we were with her and ran off rather sharpish!!
2007-01-18 09:08:34 · answer #5 · answered by Hevly 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My husband, before we were married, farted and followed through whilst walking down the main street in Malaga, wearing light blue trousers, he had to walk in a Y shape back to the digs rather quickly.
2007-01-18 04:57:01 · answer #6 · answered by party girl pauline 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes, I am a master trumper, and can hit notes and tune my farts with my butt ring. I love to fart when people are next door, but cannot help chuckling aloud whilst I do it.
Violent farting is a dangerous habit, and must only be tried by seasoned professionals, with good sphincter control. I am planning to write a book about farting.
fart on big boy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-01-12 05:20:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
No i can't say i have but i have farted loud and didnt really care what people thought because its public
2007-01-20 01:34:56 · answer #8 · answered by William S 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah --- they are great. What about the really tight ones which sound like you are squeezing the air out of the neck of a balloon and last for about 30 seconds?
2007-01-12 02:46:23 · answer #9 · answered by surdy 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
what happens when your in a lift cant stop there 20 minutes and when you walk out and there are a lot of people going in don't you feel like disappearing down a hole in the ground
2007-01-18 07:59:18 · answer #10 · answered by srracvuee 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋