i hate when u've got nicely settled into two seats and this jack*ss goes ahem and demands to sit down. then to make matters worse they start CHATTING to u. it ruins my whole bloody journey.
my solution, i think works pretty well, is to fake sleep. any other good ones??
2007-01-12 02:25:20 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
start to talk about organ harvesting.
2007-01-12 02:30:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
The minute I sit down I pull out a book. If the new person is interesting I can always put it down. Otherwise, I'm deeply engrossed.
2007-01-12 02:36:05 · answer #2 · answered by Iggy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just read a book or something if you don't want to sleep and tell them your very sorry but you (or a child) have a report due soon so you need to concentrate on the book etc If they question why you are doing it for your child say "I'm not but I double check his/her work so I have to be prepared to know what I am doing". Thanks for your concern but I really have to get this done or Johnny/Susie will feel I have let them down, theirs is done and waiting for may corrections.
2007-01-12 02:35:21 · answer #3 · answered by It's been awhile 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Headphones.
2007-01-12 02:31:14 · answer #4 · answered by Tony M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had a friend who while driving to Florida from Ohio stopped at a K-Mart in Kentucky and drove away and left his wife (ex-wife). Never went back.
2007-01-12 02:30:12 · answer #5 · answered by Norman 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take off your shoes. Then take off your socks and start waving them in the face of Mr. or Mrs Chatty, then exclaim: "Boy, my dogs are barking today!" Hopefully your feet are wripe and stinky.
2007-01-12 02:42:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just tell him you are not interested in talking to him if he is being obnoxious, if he is the goody-you pity kind, then you just fake sleep, or wear your ipod and start reading.
2007-01-12 02:29:45 · answer #7 · answered by White 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Throw them out of the moving vehicle
2007-01-12 02:28:41 · answer #8 · answered by Sunnie 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
pass gas, play your ipod real loud, sit with your knees outwards take up room, act crazy, hold a plastic baby and talk to it
2007-01-12 02:29:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
i find drooling on myself while making up words to songs, singing loudly and poorly gets rid of unwanted baggage
2007-01-12 02:30:10 · answer #10 · answered by Tek ~aka~Legs! 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋