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Please join in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated
pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.
Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough.

2007-01-12 01:08:13 · 7 answers · asked by Smurfetta 7 in News & Events Other - News & Events

7 answers

LMAO!! Where'd you come up with this?? Thanks for starting my day off with a laugh.Tragic as his death may be I was "roll"-ing on the floor laughing.

2007-01-12 02:40:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I haven't seen it but it is a good obit. Thank you for a good laugh today.

2007-01-12 09:18:25 · answer #2 · answered by yutrppn45 2 · 1 0

HA!
very creative.....you get an A!

2007-01-12 09:16:47 · answer #3 · answered by miatalise12560 6 · 1 0

I About PP'D my pants!

2007-01-12 09:40:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

cute

2007-01-12 09:17:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

HAHAHA

2007-01-12 09:37:56 · answer #6 · answered by Corinne 2 · 0 0

Sooooooo funny! Thanks for sharing it. :*)

2007-01-12 09:16:30 · answer #7 · answered by GrnApl 6 · 1 0

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