Is Michael Moore trying to get things better ?

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Dear Mr. President: Send Even MORE Troops (and you go, too!) ...from Michael Moore

1/10/07

Dear Mr. President,

Thanks for your address to the nation. It's good to know you still want to talk to us after how we behaved in November.

Listen, can I be frank? Sending in 20,000 more troops just ain't gonna do the job. That will only bring the troop level back up to what it was last year. And we were losing the war last year! We've already had over a million troops serve some time in Iraq since 2003. Another few thousand is simply not enough to find those weapons of mass destruction! Er, I mean... bringing those responsible for 9/11 to justice! Um, scratch that. Try this -- BRING DEMOCRACY TO THE MIDDLE EAST! YES!!!

You've got to show some courage, dude! You've got to win this one! C'mon, you got Saddam! You hung 'im high! I loved watching the video of that -- just like the old wild west! The bad guy wore black! The hangmen were as crazy as the hangee! Lynch mobs rule!!!

Look, I have to admit I feel very sorry for the predicament you're in. As Ricky Bobby said, "If you're not first, you're last." And you being humiliated in front of the whole world does NONE of us Americans any good.

Sir, listen to me. You have to send in MILLIONS of troops to Iraq, not thousands! The only way to lick this thing now is to flood Iraq with millions of us! I know that you're out of combat-ready soldiers -- so you have to look elsewhere! The only way you are going to beat a nation of 27 million -- Iraq -- is to send in at least 28 million! Here's how it would work:

The first 27 million Americans go in and kill one Iraqi each. That will quickly take care of any insurgency. The other one million of us will stay and rebuild the country. Simple.

Now, I know you're saying, where will I find 28 million Americans to go to Iraq? Here are some suggestions:

1. More than 62,000,000 Americans voted for you in the last election (the one that took place a year and half into a war we already knew we were losing). I am confident that at least a third of them would want to put their body where there vote was and sign up to volunteer. I know many of these people and, while we may disagree politically, I know that they don't believe someone else should have to go and fight their fight for them -- while they hide here in America.

2. Start a "Kill an Iraqi" Meet-Up group in cities across the country. I know this idea is so early-21st century, but I once went to a Lou Dobbs Meet-Up and, I swear, some of the best ideas happen after the third mojito. I'm sure you'll get another five million or so enlistees from this effort.

3. Send over all members of the mainstream media. After all, they were your collaborators in bringing us this war -- and many of them are already trained from having been "embedded!" If that doesn't bring the total to 28 million, then draft all viewers of the FOX News channel.

Mr. Bush, do not give up! Now is not the time to pull your punch! Don't be a weenie by sending in a few over-tired troops. Get your people behind you and YOU lead them in like a true commander in chief! Leave no conservative behind! Full speed ahead!

We promise to write. Go get 'em W!

Yours,

Michael Moore

mmflint @ aol.com
michaelmoore.com

Answer 1

I see, still Americans who don´t believe that G. Bush is a moron, he talk with gods, he drink before press conferences, he think that he is doing great at power, he play the muppet role so good that he also believe it. Still people who believe G. Bush did not know in advance about the 9/11 attacks. Still people who believe in winning Iraqi war. Still people who doubt that this letter was written by M. Moore. Still Americans who thinks that USA will won a war in the future. Still Americans who believe in world admiration for USA and do not know that USA is hate allover.
!!! Americans growth up you are just kids full of toys and in the meantime the power is getting you ......

Answer 2

Ah, Hollywood. Where everyone is either a high school or college drop-out yet are experts on geo-political situations.


The liberals are driven by shallow idiots, unfunny comedians, and drunkards like Ted Kennedy.

Woohoo, go democrats.

Answer 3

Would this be the same Michael Moore who keeps ranting on about Halliburton making money... when he owns a ton of their stocks?

The guy is a joke.. he's trying to get another 15 minutes of fame. The least he could do is make another lie filled movie to do it.

Answer 4

I doubt that M.M. wrote this piece as there are grammatical errors in it and Michael does not make any. Tt any rate, it IS a damn good piece. Tongue in cheek satire brings more truth around that we have heard from the White House in 6 years.

Answer 5

you talk, you talk, you talk, but michael moore does moore than any of you for the common good. he's a hypocrite, he's fat, and he omits a fowl odor... but he makes some great, great points in this letter and in his documentaries (sans fareinheight 911). even if his presentation is flawed, his message is great.

Answer 6

I doubt Michael Moore actually wrote it, but especially if he did, why waste valuable time reading it???

Answer 7

Send him first. As a human shield, he should provide cover for at least a division.

Answer 8

If I have to read through all this crap the question isn't worth anwering.

Answer 9

I am sure Mikey laughed his little curley tail straight on this one.