what lies did your parents tell u as a child ?

Question

u know like when u pulled a face and they said about when the wind changes your face will stay like it ... eating crusts to make your hair curly ...

Answer 1

I don't remember them telling me those kinds of lies, but the biggest lie they DID tell was how my dad rolled his VW beetle...
For years he maintained that my mother pinched his leg. Then we got old enough to know what REALLY happened...

Answer 2

Daddies going to see a man about a dog. Every time he came home smelling of beer and no dog we cried. In the end he had to go and get one and never used that phrase again.

My mam told my brother that I didn't have a willy cos the ducks in the park ate it, mistaking it for a worm! He was terrified of ducks after that.

If I kept reading too much, my brains would explode.

If I was naughty the police would come and get me.

Those were the most bizzare ones, the others were quite normal.

Like the hobgoblin living up the chimney would 'get' me if I put my hands near the fire.

There were fairies at the bottom of the garden.

Theres a hole in the garden that leads down hundreds of miles into the earth, and if I put my ear to the hole I could hear the miners singing as they worked.

That Caerphilly Castle when it was covered in a blanket mist was on holidays in the Sarah dessert disguised as a mirage.

There was a dragon living under the castle.

There was an underground hot spring under the castle that brought us warmer weather.

The dragon heated the hot spring with his breath.

It rained a lot cos the clouds kept scraping their bottoms on the surrounding mountains.

You know the usual stuff!

Answer 3

I was told about Santa. I stayed up once and found out my parents were Santa. Anyways, to make a long story short, I pissed in Santa's milk.

Edit: Oh yeah, another one was if I don't stop doing that then the dead babies will crawl out of the drain and get me.

Answer 4

I can't believe I'm 30 years old, so I guess my mother's been lying to me all this time saying I was born in 1976. What a liar! What a bittch, and she still insists that this is the truth.

Answer 5

I once swallowed a cherry stone and my mother told me at great length about how a cherry tree would start growing in my stomach and the branches would grip hold of my lungs and suffocate me to death. I was only 6 - I was terrified and couldn't sleep for fear of what was going on in my stomach. Is it any wonder I grew up to despise my mother?

Answer 6

When the ice cream man played his tune that meant he was out of ice cream. If a pig bites you it wont stop until it has eaten you up completely, god knows where that one came from we don't live in the country side. if you go out in winter without your coat you will catch a cold. eating too many pickled onions will give you ulcers, and the one were all told...he wont come if your not good.

Answer 7

santy... i know he's out there!!!!!!!!!!! im going to find him!! ammmm i got the wind one anyway, jesus i cant remember, oh if you picked your nose, maggots woud come out... every vhild has a root at some stage, well i use to feel movement in my nose, the fear would go through me!!! now i know it was just the contents!! other things were, if you ate a plant you would turn into that plant...!! il be thinking of this all day

Answer 8

My mom used to tell me that a little dwarf man lived inside the street lights and his job was to turn them on at night! Totally bizarre!

Answer 9

they lied and told me that Santa existed, I was also terrified of the tooth fairy when i went to sleep, the idea that a creature that collected childrens teeth scared me as a kid, I never liked the thought of that fairy coming into my room and steeling my teeth (the ones in my mouth, not under the pillow) when I was asleep.

Answer 10

My dad told me our dog had gone to live at the seaside with a very nice family - found out 14 years later he had died - i was 3 when they told me so believed it