Good thing these postings are anonymous because "They" would banish me to a life of solo bathroom trips if they knew who I was....
Girls going to the bathroom in groups is an ancient rite that has been passed down from the days of antiquity...At first it was a whole "safety in numbers" technique to prevent too many females being kidnapped by marauding raiders or ravenous beasts...One group would stand guard while the other went potty, than vice versa...of course the women standing guard would chat amongst themselves, sharing information, recipes and various sexual tips. They discovered that this was a simple and effective way to pass information among themselves...this tradition has been carried through the centuries, growing and unfolding into what is now referred to simply as The Sisterhood.
It was during the Middle Ages that The Sisterhood began to inch its way into the political arena, after decades of male dominated society they realized the power of the information they possessed when a stray comment by a scullery maid turned out to be of major strategic importance. Subtly wielding the information they gleaned, The Sisterhood guided the world to Enlightenment and the Renaissance era.
Today, The Sisterhood is a global entity with nearly unlimited resources and perfectly manicured fingers on the pulse of the world. When girls go to the bathroom in groups they are more likely than not being whisked to an alternate "club" where they pass along any information they have gathered recently, pick up some quick tips on ditching any unwanted members of their party, figure out who's going to subtly suggest to the creepy waiter that dental hygine is not an OPTION but an OBLIGATION, while eating a superbly prepared steak with roasted red potatoes, asparagus and a beer...(you didn't honestly think all girls ate was salad did you?! LOL!!)
2007-01-12 01:50:35
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answered by Anonymous
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cause they are bored of the situation at hand and they go and have some girl talk, just a guess.
2007-01-11 22:49:28
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answered by BOO! 2
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Safety in numbers.
2007-01-11 22:45:41
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answered by Screamin' Banshee 6
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We take it in turns to hold each other's handbags, whilst one of us is on the loo!
Wouldn't you like to know!
2007-01-11 22:43:12
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answered by SOL SIREN 2
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They are like cows, they move in heards
2007-01-11 22:46:16
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answered by Mike S 2
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To perform the sniff test on each other.
2007-01-11 22:43:35
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answered by William G 2
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To gossip about YOU... really really.
2007-01-11 22:39:54
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answered by Angelpaws 5
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dunno, i dont do dat.
2007-01-11 23:02:10
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answered by SUPER COOL 2
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