what should i do with the body? i'm doing the patio at the moment so i need some land fill anyway, thats the most conveniant, but i'm worried about the smell. I've heard pigs will eat anything so thats the leader at the moment. i do however need to decide soon i can't leave him in the boot forever. Anyone with any experience... your thoughts would be most welcome... thank you.
2007-01-11 22:27:15 · 35 answers · asked by kingericthe7th 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
You got some way to go to beat the catapolt idea!!! Thats the best by far. then the neighbours can worry about it!
P.S. whats that essay bloke on about?!
2007-01-11 22:43:17 · update #1
Tie lots of elastic bands together to make a giant catapult, then fire him into the sun.
2007-01-11 22:31:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
Step 1: cut him up( Legs arms head and torso)
Step 2: Boil the peices until the flesh and fat and tissue comes off the bones. (bag it up in freezer bags and freeze until later).
Step 3: Get some wire and a needle and a drille with a small drill bit.
step 4: attach the bones together by drilling the small holes in each end of each part and use the wire to attach.( this could take a while so book some time off work)
step 5: Make a stand on wheels to hang your new bioligy from.
Step 6: Go to your local school or college and try and sell it to the science dept.(at a bargain price ofcoarse due to the budget schools have)
step 7: Spring should be here 1st bank holiday invite all your chums around for a BBQ and use up the nutritious meat you have been storing for such an occasion in the freezer,( your providing the grub they bring the booze)
Good Luck. p.s. dont forget to get the car valeted the smell of corpse brings the value of the vehicle down a fair bit.
2007-01-11 23:22:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The patio is not a good idea as I found out to my dismay, you will find after a while as the body decomposes that you will get a dip in the patio as the earth under the slabs moves to fill the hole that the decomposed body has left.
I went out one day last year to find this had happened just as the milkman was walking over it to drop my daily pint, only good point was that the milkman was about the same size as the said whole, quite lucky really as it solved my patio problem there and then.
2007-01-11 22:41:01 · answer #3 · answered by Bluebird 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you put him in about four plastic bags first, then the smell shouldn't be an issue!!
Or just take a nice long drive, and dump the body somewhere random - like the middle lane of a freeway, where a couple of trucks will mush it up nice & good!!
I'm watching Saw3 tonight, so I might have some better ideas tomorrow...
2007-01-11 22:33:49 · answer #4 · answered by Angelpaws 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well i had this problem last year.... DONT do the patio thing as any trail back to you will make them look there first. I got rid of the body by putting it in acid, it took three weeks to go but left me with the fatty deposits so i went to the local chip shop and sold it to them as batter.... Job done well i thought.
If not just eat the fuc*ker
2007-01-11 22:32:31 · answer #5 · answered by 2 good 2 miss 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Definitely take him out to sea off the coast of Cornwall where there have been sightings of Great Whites and toss him overboard. I'd do it for you but I'm a bit tied up this week!
2007-01-11 23:09:00 · answer #6 · answered by ☞H.Potter☜ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Right well first off get a hacksaw or chainsaw, have you seen Snatch? if so you know what to do!chop him up into small pieces and feed him to the Pigs or as he was driving set his car on fire with him inside it! itl look like an accident happened!
I have NO experience in killing people just a creative mind!
2007-01-11 22:32:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Pickle him in formaldyhide and then tout it as "art". Everyone will just assume that you got the body through legitimate channels and you'll probably win the Turner prize. You just need to come up with a catchy title, like "Rage at the roundabout of destiny".
2007-01-11 22:37:01 · answer #8 · answered by dr.twaticus 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Put him in your bath and cover the floor with plastic sheeting.
Remove the skin, fat, muscle etc and burn it.
Crush the bones and teeth into a powder and dispose of on a windy day at a not so local place.
Clean the bath and burn the plastic sheeting.
Take as long as you need to do this unless you need to get rid of him fast.
Have fun and be careful ;)
2007-01-11 22:34:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
roundabout? how can you lay claim to your story to be true if you do not want the evidence to be seen? and your motives must line up with the facts. especially if you are laying claim to a victory.i could go further but to me, you are presenting a myth.
2007-01-11 22:43:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
All the yanks are going to ask what a roundabout is?
I would go for the pigs option!
2007-01-11 22:31:08 · answer #11 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋