Bird are craping on our cars what should I do?

Question

Birds are craping on our cars What do i do to make them go away????????????????

Answer 1

Be vewy vewy quiet... when they land on the tree above the cars, blow up the cars.

You solve the bird issue and save money on gas and insurance for the vehicles.

Answer 2

Remove or move any food sources that are near your cars. If there are plants/berries beside your driveway or parking spot see about transplanting it (you would have to find out what type of plant it is and when you should move it based on that).

Also do some work to see if anyone in your household or a neighbour has been leaving food out for birds, either in a feeder or just throwing it out to them. If that is occurring you may not want to cease it as birds can grow dependent on the food source, but just kindly ask that they move the food location.

If you happen to be under a tree or right up beside a building there is very little you can do to move the birds however. You may just need to learn to dea with it or change where you park.

Answer 3

I understand if you hang an old CD from your review mirror, or from a few of the limbs of the tree you park under, your birds will
find other branches to rest on.
Let me know how it works out for you!

Answer 4

Make a video, sell it to National Geographics. Take the money and buy a carport. Or a birdport. You have many options.

Answer 5

Go over to the neighbors and wash their cars for them.

It's a sure bet they will then go crap on thier cars.

Answer 6

Bird and many others!

Answer 7

Don't park your cars beneath trees.

Answer 8

rent a garage or sell ur cars.

Answer 9

Just shoot them!! Then it will all be over & done with.