2007-01-11 21:37:26 · 40 answers · asked by Jelly 2 in News & Events ➔ Current Events
Who are you? The C. I. A. ? Has it came to this ? That you have to come to Yahoo! Answers to find Osama. Keep asking. I'm sure somebody around here knows.
2007-01-11 21:48:40 · answer #1 · answered by Count Acumen 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Celebrity Love Island?
2007-01-11 22:52:50 · answer #2 · answered by dr.twaticus 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The latest news is that Al Quida camps are running in Pakistan according to American intelligence. I guess Pakistan is the safest place for Osama aswell
2007-01-12 01:15:18 · answer #3 · answered by arbiter_47 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Having been flown out of Afghanistan by Glen Miller, he is currently on Lord Lucan's ranch on Atlantis, riding Shergar, listening to live Elvis concerts and teaching Jesus and Mary Magdelane's great, great, great, great granddaughter how to operate the controls of his perpetual motion machine which will enable him to communicate with the aliens in Area 51 and the shooter on the grassy knoll.
2007-01-13 07:05:33 · answer #4 · answered by jabusthexut 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chilling in my den, he is teaching chavs new tricks to do their trolley pushes, jump out of jail stunt and doing a runner from the coppers, they appreciate him really very much and say they will stand by his side when the big bush comes; ( we all know the truth; chavs will run way before osama does )
2007-01-11 22:40:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I heard he was being put in the Celebrity Big Brother house next week go Binnie, Laden to win!!
2007-01-11 21:49:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
He,s a Chef. In the White House at the Moment creating the Dish of the Day -- BANGERS ??
2007-01-12 03:16:13 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He is working in Wembley Park London at a fried chicken shop where most of the suicidal dicks hang out.
2007-01-11 21:44:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
have you ever seen underground caves and how expansive they are ? I mean they go for miles, some caves i've been in have steams and waterfalls . they are kool in the summer and warm in winter. caves make the best hideouts in the world. over 30 million chinese live in caves and if i had a choice , i'd pick a cave over some shabby tent in upper Pakistan .... I'll tell Osamma your looking for him
2007-01-11 21:44:29 · answer #9 · answered by Nat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The White House of course
2007-01-11 21:42:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋