Bad neighbors? We have 4?

Question

Neighbor family A picked up dog poo on her sidewalk,crossed the street to my side and dumped it on my sidewalk.

Neighbor family B had major repairs on his house,crossed the street over to my side and used my sidewalk(w/o permission)to dump all their window grills up against my fence.Plus they keep crossing the street to my side to dump leftover food for their cat.

Neighbor family C is loony.He lives 4 houses away.I was surprised one day to see laundry hanging on my fence.He claims he can do it since there isn't any sign saying it's not allowed.

Neighbor D is the one i hate the most.He lives right in front of us.They keep using our fence to hang up their laundry,despite our repeated talking with them to stop doing it.They hang their fireworks on our fence each new years,since we're away,then leave their mess.Block the whole road for parties and use my fence to hold their party stuff even if they're across the street.

Why us?My guess is we're the one with space.Their homes are small

Answer 1

Geeez I thought my neighbors pissed me off. Holy crap you got it bad!
Here's a couple thoughts.

Neighbor A- put dog crap in paper bag place on his front porch set it on fire and ring doorbell...then RUN

NeighborB- Put windows back in his yard. Capture his cat and take to the pound.

Neighbor C- When they hang laundry on your fence run out and post a sign on the fence with the clothes saying
"FREE CLOTHES HELP YOURSELF"
Coat entire top of YOUR fence with grease and oil so anything hung on fence gets filthy and stained.

Neighbor D-
See neighbor C for laundry issue.
Spinkle the entire area around your fence with gunpowder so the whole area goes off with the first firework.

Or spread LOTS of fresh cow manure around your fence on new years so it stinks so bad they may go back across the street.

Get a transformer used for electric fences on farms and electrify YOUR fence. heh-heh-heh.........(If it's a chain link)

Good luck

Answer 2

WOW! and I thought my neighbor problems were bad. Do you own your own home?? if so maybe you could get advice from the police because if they're leaving garbage that is littering...as far as the loon hanging laundry....take it down lol and set it on the ground, It's your fence dang it!!! Good luck!!!!

Answer 3

This sounds counter intuitive but might be a good idea to start by baking a cake and give it to one of these neighbors. Treat them with respect do nice things gor them. love them. you can't change them, only yourselves, your attitudes. If loving them doesn't change them, then it will keep you from a coronary.
Love your enemies, it will drive them nuts! E+R=O
Event +Response+Outcome
Brigham Young said of the indians "It is easier to feed them than fight them" Any chance you could help them put up thier own clothes lines?

Answer 4

It must suck to have such lousy neighbors.I think I'd be considering moving.It's not fair but who wants to be miserable in there home.We had these 2 losers living below us.They didn't like us so they poisoned our flower garden.How immature eh?

Answer 5

gawd. that's a horrible way to live...it must be mega stressful for you. i can't stand ppl to live to close to me...i can't handle noise, yelling, etc. i've only had to live in a neighborhood 2 times...i won't ever do it again. i'd move if i were you. they're showing signs of being capable of some very nasty behavior and continuing disrespect toward you. best of luck to you.