My fav was "Help I'm being held captive inside a computer"
I've also seen:
"this is not a microwave oven"
"My lunchtime is 9.00am to 5.00pm please leave a message"
"I am at my desk, it's just that I'm invisible"
"while you're here can you do my work for me?"
2007-01-11 20:10:20
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answered by Anonymous
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Vote for the Seven Day Weekend Today!
2007-01-12 04:20:24
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answered by Ady 2
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Choose your screensaver to be funny as well as educative. let it be a small baby dancing and telling good points of any word.
2007-01-12 04:16:03
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answered by Rishabh 3
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One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.
2007-01-12 04:14:53
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answered by chillipope 7
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I DONT GET EVEN - I get odder
TO ERR IS HUMAN - but to forgive is against company policy
IF AT FIRST YOU DONT SUCEED - destroy all the evidence that you tried
2007-01-12 04:15:50
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answered by SeabourneFerriesLtd 7
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Soon be time to go home
2007-01-12 04:13:40
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answered by Anonymous
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Never make yourself indispensable in your current work position!
(If you are indispensable you can't be promoted!)
2007-01-12 05:33:13
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answered by helmut cheez 3
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while you're watching this screen the boss's watching you on his
2007-01-12 04:19:16
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answered by Dubitatif 5
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Always smile, even when your not!
2007-01-12 05:40:12
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answered by bunnyBoo 3
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insert witty comment here
2007-01-12 04:10:47
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answered by fallen 2
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