I have a problem that I feel unable to to talk about face to face with anyone I know
Basically I hid some money up my butt cos someone I dont really truat ended up dossing on my sofa the night, about 500 Euros, its now worked its way right up there and Ive tried a small enema a number of times, hoover tubes up me butt and just straining and it wont come out, any good helpful ideas would be greatly appreciated
Helpful answers only please,
best regards
mark
2007-01-11 19:45:42 · 19 answers · asked by - 1 in Health ➔ Men's Health
Would you really want it back?
2007-01-11 23:10:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
next time you wanna hide something, pull out the bottom drawer of a bedside cabinet and there is a gap between the bottom of the drawer and the floor. This is much easier to retrieve.
If you are telling the truth ( and i doubt u are) go to dr, and why let people like that stay the night?!! Just a thought but have you tried pressing the refund button.......its situated.......
2007-01-12 06:22:10 · answer #2 · answered by ditto 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, as an experienced ER nurse I truly thought I had heard/seen most stories of foreign body in the rectum...but this one is new! You do need medical help - possible surgical intervention. Make your way to an ER before it becomes even more problematic! Good luck!
2007-01-12 03:55:49 · answer #3 · answered by kimawah 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hi - I'm a colon hydrotherapist and I urge you to go to A&E immediately. Your colon is not particularly robust and its really not a good idea to go sticking things up it willy nilly. The package could conceivably cause a blockage in your bowel. Don't worry about A&E staff - they are quite accustomed to dealing with people with strange items in their bottoms. Hide it in a sock next time.
2007-01-12 05:11:37 · answer #4 · answered by LillyB 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Emergency room
2007-01-13 00:38:30 · answer #5 · answered by bad_bob_69 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
only safe way to take it out is by a Dr.
next time, stay away from those friends ,then there's no need for this pain in the a***
2007-01-13 11:28:14 · answer #6 · answered by James 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bwahahahahahaha!!! You've just given me the best laugh of the night!
2007-01-14 13:22:52 · answer #7 · answered by ╬ Wrath Of The Tyrant ╬ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That reminds me...."Don't accept Euros from a person called Mark." I often wondered why they called it filthy lucre !!
2007-01-16 02:02:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try a bottle of prune juice
2007-01-12 03:50:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
first of all what the hell were you thinking.....second of all was it worth it $$$$$ lol just kidding..GO SEE YOUR DOCTOR.they (doctors)have delt with worse believe me.im in the medical feild.good luck hun
2007-01-12 03:58:18 · answer #10 · answered by hazel2nuts 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go to the hospital. next time put it in the bank. it's a lot easier to get out.
2007-01-12 03:50:02 · answer #11 · answered by Carla S 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋