Males Only: is it true that when you masturbate you might pass out?

Question

I weigh about 750 pounds and I was chokin the chode the other day to my cat, she was peeing, anyway, I noticed when I finished (that was freakin amazing, hit the roof literally), that I woke up three days later, this scared me a little, do I need to call a doctor?

Answer 1

It's not the masturbation that's the problem. It's the 750 lbs. Carrying such weight puts a stress on the heart and the lungs. Yes, you need to call a doctor.

Answer 2

I have masturbated for about a year and a half now, every day, and I never have passed out. Maybe it is because I am 600lbs less than you are. You are really torching your body with all that weight, so I would imagine that any activity, such as masturbation, would give your heart a long time. If you are deciding to loose weight, I suggest the Southbeach diet.

Answer 3

Hey were you hungry when you woke up?? I sure would have been and thirsty too. Id be careful about wackin the old pud cause next time you may have a 5 day pass out and starve to death then what would your mom think. Hey that cat must be something big guy what is it a calico very sexy cat yessiree

Answer 4

chiaa...

taht sounds a bit wierd

when u masurbate it is supposed to feel good..

and very exotic but uve never passed out from it

i think you should probably call your mother or father ask them about it!

doctors a step tp far..

and if u have a cat u could always take shrooms and talk to teh cat

always helped me when i was in need

Answer 5

unless your 10 feet tall i'd lose some weight, and u wouldn't wanna whack off again and wake up 7 days later would you?

Answer 6

lol go see a docotr if you can even get up

Answer 7

its your weight man loose some